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« on: December 11, 2010, 08:19:23 pm »

holy shit .....I'm looking out my patio doors and can't see  more than 20 feet.  I don't ever remember snow like this before. The weather service is saying more than a foot to 14" of the white stuff before it's all over.
My poor dogs need to go out , but they won't ....they would disappear in seconds if they did......they are both white
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« Reply #1 on: December 11, 2010, 08:32:47 pm »

You've got two little White poodles huh?

Stop your bitching....im sweating my arse off here
It's 80 degrees
I'm going across to the beach for a swim and to check out the girls in bikinis Smiley
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« Reply #2 on: December 11, 2010, 08:35:59 pm »

I remember when we got a blizzard here in Texas last year.  It was on x-mas eve to be exact.
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« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2010, 08:43:12 pm »

You've got two little White poodles huh?

Stop your bitching....im sweating my arse off here
It's 80 degrees
I'm going across to the beach for a swim and to check out the girls in bikinis Smiley

Gnomez......did you know you're a real arse-hole......you really suck man , talking about girls in bikinis and beaches.
it's going to be in the teens tomorrow and with the wind chill....it will feel like -20 degrees

my dogs are Rat terriers.
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2010, 07:43:53 pm »

our 'blizzard' was made out to be a lot worse than it is
but we got a lot of rain on the front half of it, then it spun around
and it turned into light snow that covered up the frozen rain
so we only got a couple inches of actual snow on the ground

but now its brutally cold and windy.  they're talking about 50 mile-per-hour gusts with -20 F windchills
maybe I'll bake a batch of cookies before Red Green comes on
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2010, 07:50:11 pm »

You need to talk in kilometres per hour AVG
80kph sounds faster and more furious than 50mph Smiley

Hey Da Wiz have you got a handbag for your little doggies?
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2010, 08:20:49 pm »

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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2010, 08:28:39 pm »

we ended up with about 14 inches of snow today , and drifts over 2 1/2 feet. I had a drift down the middle of my driveway that was to my waist. I'm glad I own a snowblower , as it was I was outside removing snow for close to 2 hours in 40 mph gusts of wind. it felt like it was  25 below zero. Winter has begun.
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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2010, 08:33:19 pm »

14 inches?
Did you measure it twice with Stevies cock?
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2010, 08:38:53 pm »

i'm guessing the Strongman's member wouldn't remain 7 inches after he stuck it in the snow.....the fucker would shrivel up faster than your face after a lemon juice smoothie.
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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2010, 08:53:17 pm »

we ended up with about 14 inches of snow today , and drifts over 2 1/2 feet. I had a drift down the middle of my driveway that was to my waist. I'm glad I own a snowblower , as it was I was outside removing snow for close to 2 hours in 40 mph gusts of wind. it felt like it was  25 below zero. Winter has begun.
did you see the roof on the Minnesota Metrodome popped?  they got a great video of a couple tons of snow cascading down into the stadium, and they are trying to figure out where to move tomorrow night's game

{sigh} I better put my pants on and go outside and shovel
out the driveway before my nephew gets home from work and
this all turns into a big frozen crust on the stairs
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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2010, 08:59:36 pm »

yeah.....that was some incredible footage of the roof collasping....I guess Minneapolis received more than 25 inches of snow , and had some devastating wind gusts.

the game is going to played in Detroit tomorrow.....maybe God is a Favre fan.....and this was his way of giving Brett on more day to recoup from his injuries.
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2010, 12:52:33 am »



Nice doggie bag....is that Da Wizard?
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2010, 06:28:37 pm »

I went to a party the other day and there was a blizzard in the kitchen  Roll Eyes Shocked
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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2010, 07:13:27 pm »

(Sticks cock AND ballz n snow, watches the whole yard immediatly melt)
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