~For those who think Southerners are dumb

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Watched Jamie Oliver's "Food Revolution" last night & OMFG are some Florida High School Students seriously this retarded? (Note: These were actual answers to a picture test w/3 options to choose from) Q: where does Chocolate milk come from? A: Chocolate lake. Q: where does Butter come from? A: Sweet corn. Q: where does Cheeze come from? A: Macaroni. Q: where does Honey come from? A: Honey bears. Q: where do Corn dogs come from? A: they're picked from a field. Q: where do Cucumbers come from? A: the sea. Q: where do Burgers come from? A: McDonalds. Q: where do Hot dogs come from? A: a dog. Q: where does Pasta come from? A: a box. Q: where does Ice cream come from? A: the Freezer. Q: where do Grapes come from? A: a Tree. Q: where do Cranberries come from? A: the Ocean. WTF? Where did Jamie pick-up these dumbass, the Short bus? Wow!

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How about Celeb "Bucket Lists" article in Sundays "Parade" mag? 1. Eat real Barbecue, 2. Watch a lawn mower race, 3. Visit a Farm, 4. Stand below a tall tree, 5. Own a pair of Boots, 6. Attend Church, 7. Read Constitution, 8. Watch a Baceball game, 9. March in a Parade, 10. Learn the National Anthem, 11. Ride a Ferris Wheel, 12. See best Fireworks on 4th, 13. Write your Congressman...

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Lame Bucket cont: 14. Make your own Costume, 15. Road Trip Rt.66, 16. Explore Ancient Ruins, 17. Camp in National Park, 18. Splash in an Ocean, 19. Invite a stranger to your families Thanksgiving Feast, 20. Bake & eat a real Apple pie. Wow! If this is what Rich ppl want outta life, then i must be a Zillionaire! Cause i've allready done all but 4 things on this whole list.