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« Reply #30 on: October 28, 2010, 10:22:03 am »

Fishermen that are the best at baiting their hooks are master baiters.
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« Reply #31 on: November 29, 2010, 09:16:11 pm »

they asked the church's bell ringer to help prepare the vegetables
because they heard he was the best peeler in town
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« Reply #32 on: December 12, 2010, 07:36:06 pm »

the phases of the moon are directly linked to the world's tidal shift
and we have a total lunar eclipse coming up on Dec. 21st.
what do you get when you have a lunar eclipse right before Christmas?

YULE TIDES!!!
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« Reply #33 on: January 16, 2011, 10:18:46 pm »

when we finally junked our dad's old car
my sister saved the rear view mirror
so she could always look back on it
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« Reply #34 on: January 28, 2011, 11:28:45 pm »

he asked me why the holes on the cheese grater were so small
and I told him it grates the cheese just fine
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