I'm saving up my physical assault, get-out-of-jail-free card
for a certain asshole who hangs around the bar where we play pool
he stole my nephew's lighter the other night then attacked him when he tried to get it back
I grabbed him by the lapels and swung his ass around into (what was left of) a snowbank
did you know snow gets really hard when it melts and refreezes?
we will be going there again tomorrow night for leagues. if the asshole is there and gets
within five feet of us, I will embed his ass into the drywall.