so, I was called in to work early by the GM
and I get to my private office, which is connected to my boss' part of the building
nobody knew I was there yet and I heard her bitching her head off about me to the boss
twisting things I had said and accusing me of things I never did
so I very quietly opened the connecting door and leaned up against the doorframe behind her
and the boss saw me and knew she hadn't yet and he yelled back at her,
"Dont hold back, tell me what you really think of her!"
so she started going off and as she looked away, he looked over at me and winked
and after she really got going she turned around and saw me
now I know what apoplexy looks like
she was struck dumb, doing that 'oh no you didn't' dance and then she ran away and didn't come back
she was leaving for the day anyways, having adjusted her schedule to be there when I'm not.
my boss and I couldn't stop laughing about that the whole day, giving eachother this face
and cracking up