Hey

[Xenocide720]

I'm Dan. Idk if anybody knows Metallica720 from the Mayhem forums, but that's where I used to post mostly but I decided to come here since those boards went to shit.

[Gnomez]

Hey dude welcome aboard
I remember you from Vanilla forums
Glad to see a new member

pull up a chair and make yourself at home

[PrimusSucks]

I'm Dan. Idk if anybody knows Metallica720 from the Mayhem forums, but that's where I used to post mostly but I decided to come here since those boards went to shit.

Welcome, you already know me, this is my home domain.

[Gnomez]

Yes this is Mr Potato Heads home
We send him out to pillage and plunder on other forums and to drag the hotties back here
Unfortunately he's not very good at his job....so he might have to go back to making our sandwiches

[Tiger479]

Whats up man wsup

[AlpineValleyGirl]

Yes this is Mr Potato Heads home
We send him out to pillage and plunder on other forums and to drag the hotties back here
Unfortunately he's not very good at his job....so he might have to go back to making our sandwiches

   he's never made me a sandwich   

is Xenocide one of the hotties he's dragged back here?
Hi Dan!  step inside the madness.  take your snowy boots off first.

[Xenocide720]

He told me to come here where I could make a name for myself as a "working girl". You people have any idea what he meant by that?

[Gnomez]

Yes this is Mr Potato Heads home
We send him out to pillage and plunder on other forums and to drag the hotties back here
Unfortunately he's not very good at his job....so he might have to go back to making our sandwiches

   he's never made me a sandwich   

You need to push him around a little and treat him rough
He likes that

[Gnomez]

He told me to come here where I could make a name for myself as a "working girl". You people have any idea what he meant by that?

Who knows what  weird and humiliating fetish young Potatoe Head had in mind for you

[Tiger479]

Wow I didnt realize how much i screwed up my last post, LOL 

[PrimusSucks]

Well, I see the new members have taken to you, so my job is done.

[The_post_modern_sadist]

welcome to the freak show.

[MsCeeAngel]

Hey Dan... Angel here. Welcome 2 The Ozzfest board. Some members will be open arms while others feel a threat at what they call n00bs. We were all once new here therefore I believe in equality. However, on another note.. since we have been here longer we feel that we can help new people on the board. Whether helpful or not. Welcome 2 the sane and insane version of Ozzfest. I've been a member since 05.

[Eye_Of_Horus]

^ that was our resident retard, just ignore her and go about your business

[MsCeeAngel]

Fuck off asshole! Ya know your really the retard! Prove who you really are! Oh that's right you can't cause your a troll therefore your not real! GTFO these boards if your going 2 be an asshole 2 people like that you fucktard!