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Crazy_eyes
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« on: April 05, 2011, 10:45:40 pm »
I'm horny.
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Gnomez
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« Reply #1 on: April 05, 2011, 11:59:12 pm »
Wanna shear a sheep?
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« Reply #2 on: April 06, 2011, 10:17:49 am »
I don't do the kiwi thing.
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« Reply #3 on: April 06, 2011, 12:14:10 pm »
I have an idea....go to the nearest biker bar , walk in and call everyone in the place a bunch of queers.....I think you'd be "fucked" after doing that. Cheesy
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« Reply #4 on: April 06, 2011, 01:26:36 pm »
Quote from: da_wizard on April 06, 2011, 12:14:10 pm
I have an idea....go to the nearest biker bar , walk in and call everyone in the place a bunch of queers.....I think you'd be "fucked" after doing that. Cheesy
Probably, but I don't think I'd like the way I'd be "fucked".
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« Reply #5 on: April 06, 2011, 03:47:54 pm »
Try it Crazy.....you might like it
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« Reply #6 on: April 06, 2011, 10:42:08 pm »
Quote from: Crazy_eyes on April 05, 2011, 10:45:40 pm
I'm horny.

Go fuck.....Yourself?
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« Reply #7 on: April 07, 2011, 04:17:49 pm »
That might be anatomically impossible...unless he's a hermaphrodite?
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« Reply #8 on: April 08, 2011, 09:18:44 am »
Quote from: MIDDLE_FINGER on April 06, 2011, 10:42:08 pm
Quote from: Crazy_eyes on April 05, 2011, 10:45:40 pm
I'm horny.

Go fuck.....Yourself?
I called one of my ho's to give me a 2nd fuck because she hasn't been gettin' much business recently.
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« Reply #9 on: April 08, 2011, 02:05:51 pm »
Quote from: Gnomez on April 07, 2011, 04:17:49 pm
That might be anatomically impossible...unless he's a hermaphrodite?
Just because your penis is very small doesn't mean everyone else's is.
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« Reply #10 on: April 08, 2011, 02:21:16 pm »
I don't want to know if you've tried to shove your own cock up your own arse Mr Potato Head
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« Reply #11 on: April 08, 2011, 05:00:14 pm »
Quote from: Live_AiDDs on April 08, 2011, 04:25:07 pm
Quote from: Gnomez on April 08, 2011, 02:21:16 pm
I don't want to know if you've tried to shove your own cock up your own arse Mr Potato Head
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