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Author Topic: 2 terrorists (jokes, made up stories, and future urban legends)  (Read 1590 times)
theBear
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« on: June 30, 2007, 09:49:23 pm »

Got this idea hoping for a laugh in another thread about terrorists. So start your warped minds making up some weird shiite.

As the title states ; Jokes , fake stories , soon to be urban legends.

Only stipulation is , don't post anything real. Warping a real story to create a joke is fine.
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« Reply #1 on: June 30, 2007, 09:50:10 pm »

2 stupid terrorist walk into a bar. One hits his cohort and say HuhHuh?No not here!?HuhHuh. The other not hearing this fast enough opens his shirt and yells HuhHuh?For Allah, die stupid infadddd?HuhHuh Right then a pool stick crashes over his head.
Waking up to the sounds of talking on a phone, he realizes both he and his cohort are tied in a corner. The first looks at the still groggy second and can only mutter HuhHuh?bikers?HuhHuh as the rumble of iron thunder gets closer. As the group starts to surround the two the leader laughs and bellows HuhHuh?As you were saying HuhHuh??.
The following night as a band played to a near packed crowd an inviting smell and a sign draws the attention of the club goers.

The sign reads HuhHuh?Free Shish Kabobs?HuhHuh?
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« Reply #2 on: June 30, 2007, 10:13:04 pm »

Ok I wiped up another one for everyone.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and 2 terrorists get on a bus and sit across from each other. The terrorists  strike evil snarls at the men in cloth. The Priest chuckles and says to the two HuhHuh?What you call that scary? We have seen far worse?HuhHuhHuhHuh?. The Rabbi chimes in with a guffaw HuhHuh?Yeah and that?HuhHuh?s just when we pass out the collection plate.HuhHuh?.
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« Reply #3 on: July 02, 2007, 06:43:16 pm »

hmmmmmmm glad i stop in here./
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« Reply #4 on: July 02, 2007, 06:46:10 pm »

2 terrorists were blowing each other off and one of accidently peed in the others mouth. ::animatedlaugh::finger
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