You were a homo who's dick or cunt would you lick?

I  would blow the fuck out of myself.

good maybe you should try to practice right now::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger

Nah i am already too good at fucking myself.

[sampson]

This thread scares me.

[jennyb4u9]

this is frightening

[custom38]

I think this is the first time I felt uncomfortable on the forum::confused::confused::confused::confused

Why those feelings you never experienced before are starting to surface? It's ok, it's only expirmenting. First i'll rub your back, then give you some GHB, and then you'll wake up with a bleeding ass.

jennyb4u9 said: this is frightening

I don't think no man nor women would want to stick your bird nest.

[annihilation666]

this thread scares me

Hahaha you guys are all taking this thread a little too literally. Go fuck yourselves while looking at gay porn you little kids.

[toolman062970]

frizzlefry419!!!
He's been sending me hot little PM's all afternoon and this evening and now I am just so excited I can barely contain myself.
Run to me you big hot studly alpha male!!!
I won't tell anyone our about our deep dark secret love!!!!

why does this thread exist?

[theBear]

Toolman thanks that was brilliant, I'm still chuckling. Ya almost got me to spit out my drink as I read that post. Priceless.

lilspringer19 said: why does this thread exist?

Because Mordecia is a twisted, poke them where it hurts, and then poke again kind of guy. The more board he gets the easier it is for the crazy thought monkeys that play circus music all day in his head, to run free, cause mischief, and fling poo.

[Merrrypoppin]

You are a sick fuck

ahh ok i see know thanks for enlightening me