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Author Topic: Post your Jokes in Here Totally wrong and Obscene jokes are encouraged so dont get offended.  (Read 2870 times)
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« on: July 08, 2007, 10:58:54 pm »

Ill start off

Whats Red and Crawls up your leg?

an aborted fetus



Why doesnt Mexico have an olympic team?

All the ones that can run jump swim and climb have already left the country



What do you call a guy who hangs out with 4 other musicians?

the drummer::sinister
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« Reply #1 on: July 08, 2007, 11:00:29 pm »

What the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of black babies?

You cant get the bowling balls out with pitch forks
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« Reply #2 on: July 08, 2007, 11:12:13 pm »

LOL... like the mexi joke.....
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« Reply #3 on: July 08, 2007, 11:13:24 pm »

why do white people go to niggers yard sales..........









to get their stuff back ::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #4 on: July 08, 2007, 11:13:52 pm »

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to get their stuff back ::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #5 on: July 08, 2007, 11:16:35 pm »

what do you call 3 Mexicans in the front, and 4 mexicans in the back of a car falling off a cliff?.
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a waste, you can fit at least 5 more in the trunk
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« Reply #6 on: July 08, 2007, 11:19:14 pm »

why do niggers stink?
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so blind people can hate them too
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« Reply #7 on: July 08, 2007, 11:20:04 pm »

what's ku kux kin-eval's best stunt?

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Jumping over niggers with a steam roller.
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« Reply #8 on: July 08, 2007, 11:21:25 pm »

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Jumping over niggers with a steam roller.

HAHAHAHAHA ::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #9 on: July 08, 2007, 11:23:28 pm »

what do you call a white person running down the side of a mountain......an avalanche

what do you call a mexican running down the side of a mountain......a mudslide

what do you call a nigger running down the side of a mountain.......a jail break
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« Reply #10 on: July 08, 2007, 11:24:32 pm »

How do you make a baby cry twice?
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wipe ur bloody cock on their teddybear::surprise
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« Reply #11 on: July 08, 2007, 11:29:10 pm »

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
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Lick-alot-of-puss.

What do you call a gay dinosaur?
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Want-a-sore-ass?
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« Reply #12 on: July 08, 2007, 11:29:15 pm »

A guy is walking down the beach, when he comes across a lady with no arms and no legs, laying in the sand.  he walks up to her and she asks "can you hug me, ive never been hugged before." so he hugged her.  hes walking  the next day, and sees her again. This time she asks "can you kiss me, ive never been kissed before." so he gave her a kiss. The next day he sees her again, and she asks "can you fuck me, ive never been fucked before." so he picked her up, threw her into the water, and said "there, now your fucked!"
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« Reply #13 on: July 08, 2007, 11:31:53 pm »

How do you keep an in suspense?Huh?
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« Reply #14 on: July 08, 2007, 11:32:25 pm »

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

























































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