Post your Jokes in Here Totally wrong and Obscene jokes are encouraged so dont get offended.

[DirtyBlackSocks]

What's the difference between Jesus and an oil painting of Jesus?
It only takes one nail to hang an oil painting of Jesus.

What do Jesus and nuns have in common?
They both hate getting nailed.

Moses is walking around in heaven when he spots Jesus sitting on a log by the lake skipping stones into it, as he gets closer he realizes Jesus is looking pretty bummed out so he says "My Lord, what's the matter?". Jesus says "Well Moses, I'm the son of God, revered by many on earth as their one true savior. I can heal the sick, feed the hungry, walk on water and uplift the down trodden." Moses replies "So then what's the problem my Lord?" to which Jesus says "All these powers and I can't hold a fucking M&M!!!"

What has no pubic hair, no legs and is constantly screaming?
A baby in a blender.
How do you get it out?
Dorrito's

How do you make a 7 year old cry twice?
Wipe your bloody dick on her teddy bear.

What's the best part about sex with 24 year olds?
There's twenty of em'.

What's the best part about sex with an 8 year old girl?
Turn her around and you've got an 8 year old boy.

What's the best part about sex with a 10 year old girl in the shower?
Slick her hair back and you've got a 7 year old girl.

What's bloody blue and hates sex?
The 5 year old in my basement.

Yeah...I'm goin to hell. ::animatedlaugh

[rainlyn69]

What does a soy bean and a dildo have in common??  



There both meat substitutes.  hahahaha   ::surprise

[Ozzette_68]

what does a pizza delivery guy and a gynecologist have in common?

They both can smell it, but can't eat it ::sinister

[spock]

What would The Flintstones be called if they were black? The Nigers! ::finger::animatedlaugh::::finger

[PoconoGirl]

Why are niggers so good at basketball?


Because it involves the 3 things they are best at:
1. Running
2. Shooting
3. Stealing!!!!!

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[PoconoGirl]

Oops!  Didnt realize someone already posted that joke!  Sorry.

[PoconoGirl]

Why don't sharks eat niggers?

they think it's whale shit!!!!!

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[soadown]

A black guy, a redneck, and a jew are digging in a mine. All of a sudden, the black guy's shovel hits something hard in the ground. It's a magic lamp. A genie comes out and says, "I will grant each of you one wish."

The genie turns to the black guy and says, "what is your wish?" He replies, "That all the blacks can live in peace in their own country."   "Ok." he replies

Then the genie turns to the jew asks for his wish. He replies, "That all of the jews can live in peace in their own country."  "Ok."  he replies

Then he looks at the redneck, and asks for his wish. The redneck looks at the genie and says, " Wait a minute, you're saying that all of the blacks and jews will live in another country? "  "Fuck it, I'll just have a Coke."


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[soadown]

A black guy and a mexican are in a car. Who's driving?
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The cops.

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[soadown]

What's black and white and red all over?
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A nun falling down the steps.
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[soadown]

Where does a pirate keep his buckineers?
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In his buckin' hat.

Hahahahaha sorry I just love that joke
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[Ramz77]

How do you make a hormone??





Dont pay her!!!!!!::finger::finger::finger

got thsi one in an email

Today's Tutorial: "How To Tell The Sex Of Flies"
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> A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking
around
with a
> fly swatter.
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> "What are you doing?" She asked.
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> "Hunting Flies" He responded.
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> "Oh.  Killing any?" She asked
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> "Yep, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
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> Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
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> He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."




alright im not a racist person but fuc k these are hillarious

whats the difference between a jew and a pizza?
a pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven

how many jews can you fit in a cadillac
2 in the front 3 in the back and 10 in the ashtray

How do you starve a family of niggers?
hide their welfare check under their workboots
(dont give me shit for these im not racists a black guy told me the above and the below)

So their was a russian, a french man, a nigger and a redneck around a fire. They all decide to celebrate the lives god gave em and the french man says a toast to France and throws the whine bottle in the fire in a blaze of patriotism. The russian says a toast and screams viva mother russia and throws the bottle of vodka into the fire in a blaze of glory. The Redneck pulls out a 12 guage shot-gun, shoots the nigger and then says "aint life grand?"


their are three babys, a jew, a german and a polish baby. How do you tell which ones are which?
scream heil Hitler. The german will stand up and salute, the polish baby will roll over and the jewish baby will shit himself.


How do you blindfold a chink?
dental floss


Whats strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
the back of my hand


How do you know your at a gay picnic?
the hotdogs taste like shit


How many faggots can fit on a bar stool?
4 if you turn it upside down

Whats the number one pick up line in a gay bar?
Can i push your stool in?

thats enough for now.

[INSIDIOUS]

How do you get a 90 yr old woman wet?
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.....pick the scabs and let the puss run           ::animatedlaugh

[dethklok66623]

PoconoGirl said: Why are niggers so good at basketball?


Because it involves the 3 things they are best at:
1. Running
2. Shooting
3. Stealing!!!!!

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yeah, i said that one buddy::finger