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« Reply #45 on: July 09, 2007, 11:10:28 am »

Why do mexicans have chickens in their backyards?
to teach their kids how to walk.
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« Reply #46 on: July 09, 2007, 11:38:42 am »

How does an arab get his wife pregnant?



He jacks off on the wall and lets the flies do the rest.
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« Reply #47 on: July 09, 2007, 11:41:50 am »

Some of these are good.

What's the difference between an apple and a baby?
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You don't cum on an apple before you eat it. ::surprise
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« Reply #48 on: July 09, 2007, 11:59:23 am »

what do you get when you cross a black with an asian?

a car thief that can't drive.

how come blacks don't breed with mexicans?

cuz their kids would be too lazy to steal.

how come blacks don't drive convertibles?

cuz their lips would flap them to death.

did you hear about the italian helicopter?

the small blade goes "dagodagodago" and the big blade goes "wopwopwop"
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« Reply #49 on: July 09, 2007, 12:02:55 pm »

How do you babysit a black kid?
-Put Vecro on the ceiling and tell him to jump on the bed.
How do you get him down?
-Tell the Mexican kid next door that he's a pinata.
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« Reply #50 on: July 09, 2007, 12:05:52 pm »

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Blood_Red87 said: Little Johnny and his dad were walking down the street when two old ladies bump into each other one yells "Bag" the other yells "Bitch", Johnny asks, "Dad what's a bag and a bitch"? "It's another word for women, son. Then they go home and Johnny is watching his dad shave, he cuts himself and yells "SHIT"! Johnny asks, "what does shit mean daddy"? "It's another word for shaving, son". Johnny then goes downstairs into the kitchen where his mom is baking a turkey, she takes the turkey out of the oven and burns herself and yells "FUCK"! Johnny asks, "what does fuck mean, mom"? It's another word for baking, honey". Then the door bell rings, Johnny answers it and it's two nuns. Johnny says, hello bags and bitches". One of the nuns asks, "uh, dear where are your parents", Johnny says, "my dad is upstairs shitting himself and my mom is in the kitchen, fucking the turkey.

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« Reply #51 on: July 09, 2007, 12:20:56 pm »

what do you call a black guy with no arms?

trustworthy


how come black guys have bigger dicks than white guys?

cuz white guys had toys to play with when they were kids


why are black womens purses are so big?

to hold their lipstick


how do you stop a group of black guys from raping a white woman?

throw 'em a basketball
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« Reply #52 on: July 09, 2007, 12:23:27 pm »

*why are black womens purses so big?  

to hold their lipstick
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« Reply #53 on: July 09, 2007, 03:17:20 pm »

how do u save a black guy from drowning take your foot of the back or his head

whats the diffrence between black guy dead in the road and a dog dead in the road dog has skidmarks leading up to it

why do all the girls love jesus -because he was hung like this



and this is stupid but makes me laugh
2 muffins are sitting in the oven and the one muffin says to the other wow its hot in here and the other goes ahhhhh a talking muffin
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« Reply #54 on: July 09, 2007, 03:26:34 pm »

who has the ugliest women?

the moslems, theyre giving out 60 virgins at a time!
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« Reply #55 on: July 09, 2007, 03:32:07 pm »

why do all the girls love jesus - because he was hung like this
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no ones gauanteed tommorow so make today the best u can make it one life on chance ::finger
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« Reply #56 on: July 09, 2007, 03:38:54 pm »

a women walks into a brain store

she sees that boy brains are $5 and girl brains are 3$

she is very pissed off so she asks the owner why girl brains are cheeper

the owner says: "because the girl brains are used"

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« Reply #57 on: July 09, 2007, 04:03:45 pm »

why was hillary clinton so mad at bill for fucking monica.....?





because bill got to her first......
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« Reply #58 on: July 09, 2007, 06:12:38 pm »

What's the difference between an epileptic corn farmer and a hooker with diarrhea? The farmer shucks between fits, the hooker fucks between shits!!
     
Why are women's pussies and asses so close together? so you can carry' em like a 6 pack!
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« Reply #59 on: July 15, 2007, 11:02:46 am »

Bumpzor. Theirs got to be more.
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