I think my dog ate my condom

He was in at the bathroom trashcan, and I looked through it and can't find it.

thats awfull

[Merrrypoppin]

Didn't they teach you how to properly dispose of a used condom? once you've removed it, unroll it the rest of the way, tie the top like a balloon, and wrap it well in toilet paper. Dispose of it in a covered can. GOT IT?

I'm proud of you for using protection::finger Now dispose of them properly::smile

[moosejuice]

just flush them

Merrrypoppin said: Didn't they teach you how to properly dispose of a used condom? once you've removed it, unroll it the rest of the way, tie the top like a balloon, and wrap it well in toilet paper. Dispose of it in a covered can. GOT IT?

I'm proud of you for using protection::finger Now dispose of them properly::smile

who's THEY? well, it's gone now....

[Wartooth]

so you threw your expired condoms in the trash can and your dog ate em? cool

=|

[metalupurass]

maybe ur grandma took it

[SlaytanicCFH]

Wow, your dog is going to be shitting alot!

[dna_work_shop]

ew

[CannibalCorpse]

I feel sorry for your dog.

CannibalCorpse said: I feel sorry for your dog.

I hope he's not dead, I haven't seen him today, or the condom =/

[Crazybitch1]

LOL.Maybe ur dog just stole ur condom cause he needed it for himself.::animatedsmile

[CannibalCorpse]

LiveDD said:

CannibalCorpse said: I feel sorry for your dog.

I hope he's not dead, I haven't seen him today, or the condom =/

Damn, you better bury the body or you'll be charged with animal cruelty.

[emily]

I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT UNLESS YOUR DOG HAS A BALLOON BLOWING UP OUT OF HIS ASS EVERY TIMES HE FARTS.  THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE TO STRAP ON A GLOVE AND DIVE IN TO RETRIEVE IT.  THEN I'D BE SHITTY ABOUT HIM EATING THE CONDOM....