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Author Topic: I think my dog ate my condom  (Read 1039 times)
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« on: July 11, 2007, 12:13:18 am »

He was in at the bathroom trashcan, and I looked through it and can't find it.
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2007, 12:14:27 am »

thats awfull
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2007, 01:52:14 am »

Didn't they teach you how to properly dispose of a used condom? once you've removed it, unroll it the rest of the way, tie the top like a balloon, and wrap it well in toilet paper. Dispose of it in a covered can. GOT IT?

I'm proud of you for using protection::finger Now dispose of them properly::smile
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2007, 01:56:32 am »

just flush them
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2007, 02:03:17 am »

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Merrrypoppin said: Didn't they teach you how to properly dispose of a used condom? once you've removed it, unroll it the rest of the way, tie the top like a balloon, and wrap it well in toilet paper. Dispose of it in a covered can. GOT IT?

I'm proud of you for using protection::finger Now dispose of them properly::smile
who's THEY? well, it's gone now....
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« Reply #5 on: July 11, 2007, 02:17:36 am »

so you threw your expired condoms in the trash can and your dog ate em? cool
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« Reply #6 on: July 11, 2007, 02:20:36 am »

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« Reply #7 on: July 11, 2007, 06:31:05 am »

maybe ur grandma took it
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« Reply #8 on: July 11, 2007, 05:15:33 pm »

Wow, your dog is going to be shitting alot!
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« Reply #9 on: July 11, 2007, 05:15:54 pm »

ew
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« Reply #10 on: July 11, 2007, 05:16:16 pm »

I feel sorry for your dog.
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« Reply #11 on: July 11, 2007, 05:17:40 pm »

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CannibalCorpse said: I feel sorry for your dog.
I hope he's not dead, I haven't seen him today, or the condom =/
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« Reply #12 on: July 11, 2007, 05:18:34 pm »

LOL.Maybe ur dog just stole ur condom cause he needed it for himself.::animatedsmile
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« Reply #13 on: July 11, 2007, 05:18:40 pm »

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CannibalCorpse said: I feel sorry for your dog.
I hope he's not dead, I haven't seen him today, or the condom =/


Damn, you better bury the body or you'll be charged with animal cruelty.
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« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2007, 05:32:08 pm »

I WOULDN'T WORRY ABOUT IT UNLESS YOUR DOG HAS A BALLOON BLOWING UP OUT OF HIS ASS EVERY TIMES HE FARTS.  THEN YOU MIGHT HAVE TO STRAP ON A GLOVE AND DIVE IN TO RETRIEVE IT.  THEN I'D BE SHITTY ABOUT HIM EATING THE CONDOM....
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