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EXBURGH
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I think my dog ate my condom
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Reply #15 on:
July 11, 2007, 05:50:37 pm »
at least u did not have it on at the time your dog got the munchies
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SlaytanicCFH
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Reply #16 on:
July 11, 2007, 05:52:19 pm »
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Crazybitch1 said: LOL.Maybe ur dog just stole ur condom cause he needed it for himself.::animatedsmile
Yeah thats likely.::animatedlaugh
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Merrrypoppin
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Reply #17 on:
July 12, 2007, 01:17:29 am »
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Merrrypoppin said: Didn't they teach you how to properly dispose of a used condom? once you've removed it, unroll it the rest of the way, tie the top like a balloon, and wrap it well in toilet paper. Dispose of it in a covered can. GOT IT?
I'm proud of you for using protection::finger Now dispose of them properly::smile
who's THEY? well, it's gone now....
THEY are the people who teach you how tio do things properly.....
BTW-Is your dog okay?
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Reply #18 on:
July 12, 2007, 01:19:48 am »
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Merrrypoppin said:
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LiveDD said:
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Merrrypoppin said: Didn't they teach you how to properly dispose of a used condom? once you've removed it, unroll it the rest of the way, tie the top like a balloon, and wrap it well in toilet paper. Dispose of it in a covered can. GOT IT?
I'm proud of you for using protection::finger Now dispose of them properly::smile
who's THEY? well, it's gone now....
THEY are the people who teach you how tio do things properly.....
BTW-Is your dog okay?
I saw him today for about 5 seconds before I went to school, and he was fine. but the condom is still MIA::confused
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Merrrypoppin
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July 12, 2007, 01:23:16 am »
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LiveDD said:
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Merrrypoppin said: Didn't they teach you how to properly dispose of a used condom? once you've removed it, unroll it the rest of the way, tie the top like a balloon, and wrap it well in toilet paper. Dispose of it in a covered can. GOT IT?
I'm proud of you for using protection::finger Now dispose of them properly::smile
who's THEY? well, it's gone now....
THEY are the people who teach you how tio do things properly.....
BTW-Is your dog okay?
I saw him today for about 5 seconds before I went to school, and he was fine. but the condom is still MIA::confused
I thought you took the summer off!
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July 12, 2007, 02:48:30 pm »
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CannibalCorpse said: I feel sorry for your dog.
I hope he's not dead, I haven't seen him today, or the condom =/
Damn, you better bury the body or you'll be charged with animal cruelty.
they'll charge your condom for it too. ::animatedlaugh::confused
but seriously, i hope your dog is okay
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SlaytanicCFH
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July 12, 2007, 07:45:38 pm »
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thischick666 said:
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CannibalCorpse said:
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CannibalCorpse said: I feel sorry for your dog.
I hope he's not dead, I haven't seen him today, or the condom =/
Damn, you better bury the body or you'll be charged with animal cruelty.
they'll charge your condom for it too. ::animatedlaugh::confused
but seriously, i hope your dog is okay
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RIPDimebag420
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Reply #22 on:
July 12, 2007, 08:09:33 pm »
::animatedlaugh that fukin sux for the dog
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Wait-- you went to a sugar factory?! Were there Oompa Loompas?::animatedlaugh
are_you_dead_yet
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Reply #23 on:
July 12, 2007, 08:12:06 pm »
again?
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PoconoGirl
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Reply #24 on:
July 12, 2007, 08:45:21 pm »
I had a pitbull shepard mix that was as sweet as anything! He swallowed a bread bag once....we didnt know it till it came out the other end! THAT was fucked up!!!!!::surprise
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SlaytanicCFH
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July 12, 2007, 08:46:49 pm »
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PoconoGirl said: I had a pitbull shepard mix that was as sweet as anything! He swallowed a bread bag once....we didnt know it till it came out the other end! THAT was fucked up!!!!!::surprise
::animatedlaugh
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