anti_emo
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« Reply #105 on: December 11, 2009, 02:40:20 pm » |
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ministrymember99 said: wish granted but the sun goes out and all life in our solar system dies
I wish my "see" key worked....
Sorry, I thought I was on the last page already. Anywho, your "see" key works...only to discover that your wish only goes to the lowest C on a piano, rendering it pointless. I wish Dimebag Darrell was still alive. |
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ministrymember99
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« Reply #106 on: December 11, 2009, 09:05:49 pm » |
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anti_emo said: ministrymember99 said: wish granted but the sun goes out and all life in our solar system dies
I wish my "see" key worked....
Sorry, I thought I was on the last page already. Anywho, your "see" key works...only to discover that your wish only goes to the lowest C on a piano, rendering it pointless. I wish Dimebag Darrell was still alive. when I say "see" key I mean on my laptop...lol Wish granted But he makes a shitty album and your grandmother fores you to kill dime or shell kill herself |
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AlpineValleyGirl
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« Reply #107 on: December 19, 2009, 11:05:57 pm » |
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the roadies see you coming before you can do anything and pound you into the ground
I wish my cell phone was as cool as Gnomez' so I can post on here on the go
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Mantooth
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« Reply #108 on: December 21, 2009, 07:06:39 pm » |
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You get your fancy cell phone, but an angry black gentleman takes it from you.
I wish I could climb a giant beanstalk.::smile:
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« Reply #109 on: December 28, 2009, 05:54:42 pm » |
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You climb the giant bean stalk, only to find that there is NO metal on top of the bean stalk, and you have no way down.
I wish the snow would fucking go away.
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DrStein
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« Reply #110 on: December 30, 2009, 12:31:28 am » |
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The snow finally goes away, then a really big rain comes along and it turns into the worst flood in the history of the USA.
I wish I could get my CD's back that somebody stole from my car last night.
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« Reply #111 on: December 30, 2009, 10:43:41 am » |
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You get your cds back, only to find that when you get back to your car from meeting up with said cd-thief, your tire (just one) has been slashed. Hope you have a spare.
I wish that everyone would shut the fuck up about The Rev dying. Both people obsessing, AND bitching. It's getting old already -_-
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« Reply #112 on: December 30, 2009, 02:32:02 pm » |
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They stop talking about him but then universal studios decides to make a movie about his life
I wish I wasn't tired.
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« Reply #113 on: December 30, 2009, 05:06:17 pm » |
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You drink some magic energy drink and never sleep more than fours hours a night for the rest of your life.
I wish I could read minds.::smile
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DrStein
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« Reply #114 on: January 03, 2010, 08:26:21 pm » |
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Wish granted but you find out what people think of you so you go kill yourself.
I wish they would take American Dad off the air.
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ministrymember99
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« Reply #115 on: January 03, 2010, 10:39:51 pm » |
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its taken off the air only to be replaced by a horse force fucking your mother 24/7
I wish bill ward would go ahead and release beyond aston already....
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« Reply #116 on: January 04, 2010, 04:25:50 pm » |
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Bill releases it and you buy it then it turns out to be the worst album ever made.
I wish it would stop snowing.
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« Reply #117 on: January 21, 2010, 11:55:20 am » |
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Wish granted but all the snow that's already there stays and won't melt,
I wish could buy the New Rocks I really want instead of having to find a cheaper pair.
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WTFwereUthinkinMan
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« Reply #118 on: February 26, 2010, 02:21:04 pm » |
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you win the lottery and can afford it but someone stabs you with a knife and steals them
i wish that i was the wishmaster
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JyGoRn_AuKsRyTe
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« Reply #119 on: June 10, 2010, 11:46:16 am » |
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You Become The Wishmaster, Then You Piss Off
Some EMO Tard Who Gets 2 Out Of Three Wishes
And For The 3rd He Wishes For You To Be Locked
Back Inside Your Lamp/Bottle Forever!
I Wish I Could Edit New Films And Make Them Better Then The Originals!
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