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WTFwereUthinkinMan
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« Reply #30 on: April 27, 2008, 12:38:21 pm »

you get your wish but the moon didnt go with us and you send evyone on the planet to their fiery death as the suns gravitational pull grabs on

thanks......


i wish i was a princess lol
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« Reply #31 on: May 02, 2008, 06:04:26 pm »

Yes a Troll Princess living underground! Digging in a hole. A mole, excavation!
I wish I had some new moccasins.::smile
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« Reply #32 on: May 04, 2008, 04:33:03 pm »

You get new moccasins but you step in dog crap after you first put them on. You take your moccasins to the washing machine to try and clean them off but as you head over you trip on the box they came in causing you to crack your skull and go into a colma. In this colma you are forced to listen to every song written by Led Zepplin, but they are all performed by Lordi! And the worst part is, you are never taken off Life Support.

I wish I had a brain
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« Reply #33 on: May 04, 2008, 05:03:40 pm »

You get your brain, but when they were puting it in the hole in your head, they accidently dropped a lugy in with your brain fluid and goes through your spine and it deteriates your ability to masterbate and  it makes your pee bright pink.

I wish pot was legal......
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« Reply #34 on: May 06, 2008, 04:59:28 pm »

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I wish bums were better dressed.::smile
lmmfao
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« Reply #35 on: May 06, 2008, 05:00:01 pm »

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I wish I had some new moccasins.::smile

fuck wrong one lol
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« Reply #36 on: May 06, 2008, 05:06:23 pm »

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oltimeozfan said: You get your brain, but when they were puting it in the hole in your head, they accidently dropped a lugy in with your brain fluid and goes through your spine and it deteriates your ability to masterbate and  it makes your pee bright pink.

I wish pot was legal......
because pot is legalized, it's sold at stores, and you have to pay WAY more.
i wish i had a cell phone.
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« Reply #37 on: May 08, 2008, 05:12:46 pm »

Pot is legal! But now kids won't smoke it because parents and grandparents are torching up. Pot is uncool now.
I wish I could ride on the Goodyear blimp to a football game and watch it from the air.::animatedsmile
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« Reply #38 on: May 08, 2008, 11:33:09 pm »

then the blimp explodes and u fall to ur death and no one finds ur body

i wish they would announce the ozzfest line up
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« Reply #39 on: May 09, 2008, 12:54:43 am »

u get ur wisth but  after the line up is posted u get a letter in the mail stating that Ozzy himself!! is banning u from going......
i wish i had had a unlimited supply of weed
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« Reply #40 on: May 09, 2008, 03:37:21 am »

You get yer weed but it's mid grade bunk.
I wish it would rain all weekend.::smile
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« Reply #41 on: May 12, 2008, 02:43:11 pm »

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spock said: You get yer weed but it's mid grade bunk.
I wish it would rain all weekend.::smile
u get ur wish....and nothing bad happen because it raining beer and every1 likes beer
i wish it would rain beer all year
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« Reply #42 on: July 05, 2008, 01:23:41 am »

it doesn't rain beer all year because your herpes keep flaring up.



i wish for a pony
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« Reply #43 on: August 09, 2008, 05:55:33 pm »

you get that pony but it hates you and kick you in your junk


i wish i had a money tree
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« Reply #44 on: August 10, 2008, 11:41:49 pm »

Once the tree grows it burns right down to the ground

I wish I had a ball of lint
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