Ruin A Wish 2

[??????Deputy??????Potatoes??????]

MEATSANDWICH said: Once the tree grows it burns right down to the ground

I wish I had a ball of lint

You get your ball of lint. But it crushes you.

I want a pretty pink pony.::animatedlaugh

[Ace_Deputy_Cheeze]

???I???Am???Potatoes??? said:

MEATSANDWICH said: Once the tree grows it burns right down to the ground

I wish I had a ball of lint

You get your ball of lint. But it crushes you.

I want a pretty pink pony.::animatedlaugh

Once you get your pony, it'll kick you in the nuts.

I wish for a klondike bar.

[slayerfied]

Klondike bars r good but I wish I had a hefty bag full of Mushrooms::surprise::finger::smile

[Ace_Deputy_Cheeze]

slayer1__ said: Klondike bars r good but I wish I had a hefty bag full of Mushrooms::surprise::finger::smile

How was my wish ruined?::confused

[MEATSANDWICH]

You had your bag of mushrooms but a bomb was inside the bag and when u set it down it explodes

I wish I had some popeyes chicken

[nursebetty88]

You got your poypeyes chicken only to find out the batter on the chicken was made with semen.

I wish I had a new car

I SHIT ON YOUR WISHES

[nursebetty88]

you shit on our wishes and then you have to eat your shit off of our wishes! ::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh

I wish this guy with the turd fetish would die.

[MEATSANDWICH]

Granted you would have to live in poo for the rest of your life and his spirt would come from the dead ever night and talk about shit forever.

I wish my neighbors behind me would stop fighting so I wouldn't have to here cops all the time

[nursebetty88]

Your neighbors stop fighting but the cops start coming to your house to sexually molest you. ::surprise

I wish my shift at work was over.

[MEATSANDWICH]

Wish granted but then your boss made u work overtime for the next 10 years.

I wish I had a beer

[nursebetty88]

You get your beer but it is laced with rat poisoning and you die after the first drink.

I wish I was at home

[WTFwereUthinkinMan]

you are at home but you find that your ass has been robbed and they shut your lights off cause your payment went somewhere else


i wish my workbook was already finished



and whats with the turd guy   yuck

[MEATSANDWICH]

The turd guy was a fag and hes gone! Ok so you got your workbook finished then have a massive heartattck then die.
I wish I had the weiner moble

[DethFetish]

you get a weiner mobile but it turns out to be a bunch of naked dudes on a bus and they get off and take turns raping you in every hole on your body. they run out of holes and then start cuttin holes in you and fucking those.


i wish how i wish that i had a little fish