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« Reply #45 on: August 10, 2008, 11:44:21 pm »

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MEATSANDWICH said: Once the tree grows it burns right down to the ground

I wish I had a ball of lint
You get your ball of lint. But it crushes you.

I want a pretty pink pony.::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #46 on: August 11, 2008, 12:15:15 am »

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MEATSANDWICH said: Once the tree grows it burns right down to the ground

I wish I had a ball of lint
You get your ball of lint. But it crushes you.

I want a pretty pink pony.::animatedlaugh
Once you get your pony, it'll kick you in the nuts.

I wish for a klondike bar.
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« Reply #47 on: August 11, 2008, 12:33:25 am »

Klondike bars r good but I wish I had a hefty bag full of Mushrooms::surprise::finger::smile
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« Reply #48 on: August 11, 2008, 12:35:25 am »

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slayer1__ said: Klondike bars r good but I wish I had a hefty bag full of Mushrooms::surprise::finger::smile
How was my wish ruined?::confused
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« Reply #49 on: August 14, 2008, 12:01:49 pm »

You had your bag of mushrooms but a bomb was inside the bag and when u set it down it explodes

I wish I had some popeyes chicken
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« Reply #50 on: August 14, 2008, 10:01:45 pm »

You got your poypeyes chicken only to find out the batter on the chicken was made with semen.

I wish I had a new car
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« Reply #51 on: August 14, 2008, 10:39:46 pm »

I SHIT ON YOUR WISHES
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« Reply #52 on: August 19, 2008, 05:23:17 pm »

you shit on our wishes and then you have to eat your shit off of our wishes! ::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh

I wish this guy with the turd fetish would die.
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« Reply #53 on: August 19, 2008, 07:19:59 pm »

Granted you would have to live in poo for the rest of your life and his spirt would come from the dead ever night and talk about shit forever.

I wish my neighbors behind me would stop fighting so I wouldn't have to here cops all the time
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« Reply #54 on: August 19, 2008, 08:06:02 pm »

Your neighbors stop fighting but the cops start coming to your house to sexually molest you. ::surprise

I wish my shift at work was over.
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« Reply #55 on: August 31, 2008, 11:34:09 am »

Wish granted but then your boss made u work overtime for the next 10 years.

I wish I had a beer
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« Reply #56 on: September 01, 2008, 06:11:44 pm »

You get your beer but it is laced with rat poisoning and you die after the first drink.

I wish I was at home
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« Reply #57 on: September 06, 2008, 04:31:32 pm »

you are at home but you find that your ass has been robbed and they shut your lights off cause your payment went somewhere else


i wish my workbook was already finished



and whats with the turd guy   yuck
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« Reply #58 on: September 06, 2008, 06:59:05 pm »

The turd guy was a fag and hes gone! Ok so you got your workbook finished then have a massive heartattck then die.
I wish I had the weiner moble
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« Reply #59 on: October 03, 2008, 09:24:52 am »

you get a weiner mobile but it turns out to be a bunch of naked dudes on a bus and they get off and take turns raping you in every hole on your body. they run out of holes and then start cuttin holes in you and fucking those.


i wish how i wish that i had a little fish
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