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« Reply #90 on: November 12, 2009, 10:35:40 pm »

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Emperor_Malice said: Wish granted. But now you're in classes with a bunch of retards who drool all over you.

I wish I could get the Vans Slayer shoes.
wish granted but the shoes have built in 12 inch nails that stick into your ankles
 
I wish ozzfest would hurry itself up
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« Reply #91 on: November 16, 2009, 10:58:25 am »

It hurrys up. But all the line ups are scene/emo bands. Ugh my god, that'd be horrorible.

I wish it was Tuesday already, so I can go to the Cannibal Corpse show.
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« Reply #92 on: November 24, 2009, 11:31:11 am »

lol well its tuesday you get to go to the show.but while your in the bathroom pissin away all the beer you drank a guy comes in the bathroom atands beside you at the urinal and says my oh my didnt i luck out mind if i try and grabs your dick before you can do anything about it


i wish the semester was over im so done with this supid shit
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« Reply #93 on: November 24, 2009, 12:31:42 pm »

Finally someone fucking replys to the game.

Semester is done and you get to do your stupid shit. But while doing that stupid shit you bust open your skull and get brain damage.

I wish I could stop being horny for once.
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« Reply #94 on: November 24, 2009, 04:17:48 pm »

Your fucked by a horse
 
 
I wish I could finally meet somebody that matches my standards and makes me happy.
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« Reply #95 on: December 01, 2009, 11:01:23 am »

Met 'em, but they fuck you over.

I wish Corey would go back to being fucked up.
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« Reply #96 on: December 02, 2009, 12:19:09 am »

Haim or Feldman?

okay, well Corey Feldman goes back to being fucked up, totally snaps and starts channeling Michael Jackson and Dr. Drew can't snap him out of it

or, Corey Haim does, becomes a world renowned graphic artist but dies of a cerebral hemmorhage at the ripe old age of 56.

I wish someone of Ministrymember's standards existed so he could finally meet her.
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« Reply #97 on: December 03, 2009, 10:37:08 am »

::animatedlaugh Neither of those, Corey Taylor. He's grown into a big pussy now.

He meet them, and like I said before they fuck him over.

I wish I had more presents for Christmas.
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« Reply #98 on: December 03, 2009, 04:07:22 pm »

You get more presents but each of them come to life and start attacking you (some evil dead shit)
 
 
I wish my back/shoulder/neck/knees/hips/head didnt hurt anymore...
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« Reply #99 on: December 03, 2009, 04:13:30 pm »

Wish granted but now your penis stops working.


I wish I could fight like Jackie Chan
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« Reply #100 on: December 07, 2009, 11:00:31 am »

Wish granted, but you kick your self in the nuts so hard one of them pops out.

I wish my eyes were bright green.
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« Reply #101 on: December 07, 2009, 04:40:48 pm »

your eyes are replaed with grass
 
I wish i ould get signed to nulear blast!!!
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« Reply #102 on: December 09, 2009, 09:34:45 am »

Your signed by them. But they try to change your band into something it's not.

I wish it was colder outside today.
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« Reply #103 on: December 10, 2009, 10:52:57 pm »

wish granted but the sun goes out and all life in our solar system dies
 
 
I wish my "see" key worked....
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« Reply #104 on: December 11, 2009, 02:13:40 pm »

Wish granted...but it has rabies and bites you.

I wish Dime was still alive.
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