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« Reply #120 on: June 10, 2010, 05:00:43 pm »

You are made a director, but you can use no profanity, nudity, or violence.

I wish for some free beer Tongue
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« Reply #121 on: June 10, 2010, 10:24:14 pm »

your wish is granted.....but the beer is as warm as piss Sad

I wish for some hot sexy chick to strip for me.... Shocked
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« Reply #122 on: June 11, 2010, 12:28:57 am »

Wish granted! But it's a dude wearing womens clothes. ......~My wish is to be a Rich Bitch!
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« Reply #123 on: June 13, 2010, 01:00:53 am »

wish granted......you just won the lottery.....too bad you walk out of the bank after cashing the check and get hit by a bus......i wish for world peace
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« Reply #124 on: June 14, 2010, 02:23:12 pm »

Wish granted but misread and mispelled your message and added an S to Peace... Now you Worlds into Pieces! Sorry my bad! ~ My wish is 2 sit back and relax at a nice beach or by a mountain stream.
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« Reply #125 on: June 14, 2010, 03:03:56 pm »

Your wish is granted, but you find yourself at a nudist colony beach surrounded by elderly people.

I wish for a new 72 inch flat screen tv Grin
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« Reply #126 on: June 14, 2010, 06:02:46 pm »

You get your giant TV, but you turn into a giant sloth that can't stop watching the giant TV.

I wish that aliens would help BP? Grin
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« Reply #127 on: June 14, 2010, 08:58:13 pm »

The aliens come from outter space, stop the oil spill and clean up all the mess, but in return Ozzy has to play Ozzfest with Miss Piggy and Lita Ford Angry

I wish I didnt have to go to work tomorrow. 
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« Reply #128 on: June 14, 2010, 10:28:08 pm »

wish granted......you will not have to go to work....primarily because you will be dead.....sorry

I wish I had a million dollars
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« Reply #129 on: June 16, 2010, 03:07:06 pm »

Wish granted. But unfortunate for you you cant spend it due to you cant speak nor sign cause due to meer ignorance Catz got your tongue and you have no limbs. 
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« Reply #130 on: June 16, 2010, 06:15:05 pm »

Wish granted. But unfortunate for you you cant spend it due to you cant speak nor sign cause due to meer ignorance Catz got your tongue and you have no limbs. 

dood whats your wish? Roll Eyes
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« Reply #131 on: August 07, 2010, 01:41:44 am »

Sounds like he doesn't care.
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« Reply #132 on: August 07, 2010, 06:28:20 am »

Wish granted. But unfortunate for you you cant spend it due to you cant speak nor sign cause due to meer ignorance Catz got your tongue and you have no limbs. 

dood whats your wish? Roll Eyes
to be KING OF THE WORLD!  Grin
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« Reply #133 on: August 07, 2010, 04:04:27 pm »

Your made King of The World, but not of Earth, you are King Of Urainus  Grin


I wish for a new car  Cool
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« Reply #134 on: August 08, 2010, 01:40:21 am »

Wish granted but it winds up being a lemon with a ton of problems. ~I wish everyone on here got along and that Ozzfest forum was changed back 2 the way it was last year. Also that Ozzfest tours like it did years ago.
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