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« Reply #135 on: August 08, 2010, 03:56:22 am »

Your made King of The World, but not of Earth, you are King Of Urainus  Grin
hmmmm... ize been daiurr beefwhore!  Grin
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« Reply #136 on: August 08, 2010, 09:16:00 pm »

Wish granted but it winds up being a lemon with a ton of problems. ~I wish everyone on here got along and that Ozzfest forum was changed back 2 the way it was last year. Also that Ozzfest tours like it did years ago.
wish granted!  unfortunatley all the threads are about kittens and everyone's profile pages are filled with porn.

I wish my next job would be as Sharon's personal assistant.
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« Reply #137 on: August 09, 2010, 02:29:04 am »

Granted! You get 2 be a very personal assistant. 2 personal if ya ask me! Hope things work out! ~I wish that my birthday would be a great one! I'll be 40.
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« Reply #138 on: August 09, 2010, 03:20:58 pm »

Wish granted, your party is killer, but when they bring your cake out it has way too many candles, starts a fire, and your gifts go up in smoke.



I wish for a raise at work.
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« Reply #139 on: August 12, 2010, 10:41:54 pm »

wish granted....you get a 7% raise and you are flying high until a jealous co-worker comes to work with a barrage of weapons and goes postal on everyones ass....your dead before you even get that first big check.

I wish for a nice cottage on a lake to enjoy my weekends with my family and maybe retire some day.
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« Reply #140 on: August 13, 2010, 05:17:33 pm »

You get your cottage only it's allready been broken into by three bears,
and by bears I mean big burly construction workers and varied villiage people!
Now you tell me, do you still want to live there?  Undecided


I want there to be peace on earth and to have unlimited money!  Cool
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« Reply #141 on: August 27, 2010, 11:10:15 pm »

you got it!  but unfortunately you are in a 75% tax bracket because you are paying the price for peace.

I wish I could lower myself to really give someone a piece of my mind
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« Reply #142 on: August 30, 2010, 01:14:41 am »

Wish granted! Unfortunately the piece of ur mind went 2 a Zombie who was hungry 4 it.    My wish is simple but 2 the point. I wish 4 an apple wether its rotten with worms or not. Im hungry!
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« Reply #143 on: August 31, 2010, 10:29:30 pm »

Wish granted! Ya get that apple! And it's very delicious 2. Oh yeah did I 4get 2 tell ya that it has razors inside. So when ya ate apple it tore up your mouth. Now you can't speak!   ~My wish is 2 have a some good chinese food. I'm hungry!
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« Reply #144 on: September 01, 2010, 05:21:40 pm »

You get your chinese food but the chopsticks were cursed and your hands turn into chopsticks.

I wish I had a new fancy beach towel. Grin
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« Reply #145 on: September 09, 2010, 05:52:29 pm »

You get your fancy new towel, but when you get to the beach the Jonas Brothers are there with the same towel you have.

I wish for a free meal and drinks at a Hibachi grille
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« Reply #146 on: September 16, 2010, 10:12:04 pm »

No way! You like Hibachi? I love it as well. In fact so much we travel over 30 miles just to eat there! Awesome food place! I love the variety of food they have! Grin I'll take the same wish but add extra number amount of people so that others can enjoy it as well! ~Angel ;p
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« Reply #147 on: October 25, 2010, 11:04:02 pm »

your wish has come true!  but they all go to the 'bathroom' at the same time and stick you with the bill.

I wish that Facebook and Twitter would stop trying to control the universe
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« Reply #148 on: December 06, 2010, 04:32:00 pm »

Your wish has been granted, but your boss buys out both companies and since you've been there so long your made vice president of the company, and you've become everything you wanted to destroy.


I wish I had a new motor for my truck.
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