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« Reply #15 on: July 21, 2007, 02:59:55 pm »

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iluvA7XtoDEATH said: youre on your way to new york in a plane to vacation...but all of a sudden...your plane crashes into a building....AHHH ITS 9/11 ALL OVER AGAIN!

i wish my sunburn would go away


Your sunburn goes away thanks to this new age skin gel you were using but it wasn't tested on animals or anything so after it takes your sun burn away, your skin peels down to the first layer.

I wish I had more action in my life
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« Reply #16 on: July 21, 2007, 08:24:06 pm »

but you don't have my number, therefore will likely never score again....haa...and to BoBo666....the wax wings you made to fly melted as you flew to close to the sun, you crashed to the ground and died... I wish I was the only man on a planet of women
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« Reply #17 on: July 22, 2007, 02:12:10 pm »

but jus as you think that would be a good wish  the women turn out to be men and you get  a bunch of stds....I wish I had a car...
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« Reply #18 on: July 22, 2007, 02:13:56 pm »

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aaronsgirl071905 said: but jus as you think that would be a good wish  the women turn out to be men and you get  a bunch of stds....I wish I had a car...
you get your car but it is a neon green pinto with spinners
i wish i was in amsterdam
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« Reply #19 on: July 22, 2007, 02:19:17 pm »

how did that ruin my wish...maybe i want that....you're on a plane to amsterdam and the person sitting behind you had poisoned your food while you went to the bathroom, which is where you had clogged up the toilet....I wish I had a dog
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« Reply #20 on: July 23, 2007, 06:56:38 pm »

Your dog develops rabies and bites you, you get really sick and die

I wish I could go to Ozzfest again this summer
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« Reply #21 on: July 24, 2007, 01:51:25 am »

i wish that some would ruin my wish of world domination!!
ha!!! now im gonna rule the world bitches!!::finger::finger
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« Reply #22 on: July 25, 2007, 12:01:48 am »

You forgot to ruin my wish, so I'll repost it:
I wish I could go to Ozzfest again this summer
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« Reply #23 on: July 25, 2007, 12:18:23 am »

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Merrrypoppin said: You forgot to ruin my wish, so I'll repost it:
I wish I could go to Ozzfest again this summer
you go to Ozzfest again. But the shittyness of In This Moment made your head explode ::finger
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« Reply #24 on: July 25, 2007, 11:27:22 pm »

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mexicanpunk_666 said: i wish that some would ruin my wish of world domination!!
ha!!! now im gonna rule the world bitches!!::finger::finger


alright so you rule the world but becuase you're a bloodsucking dictator everyone hates you.

because you rule the world you can automatically have all the sex with all the females you choose. sadly you contract hiv/aids from a girl you just couldn't resist and get deathly, painfully ill.

since you rule the world you can pay for whatever medication it takes to keep you alive but since there's no cure you're stuck living a weak, painful, meaningless life for the next eighty years.

and since you're a bloodsucking dictator and no one likes you, people take pleasure in mocking your pathetic state of being, and arent afraid to do it in front of you because if you try to attack them in any way they'll all kill you which they'll probably do eventually anyway.
ha. that took shocking little thinking.


...i wish i had a man eating unicorn.
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« Reply #25 on: July 27, 2007, 01:27:17 am »

Exciept when you recieved it, you turned into a man....

I wish that I had a plan that I could make it to all ozzfests in the future and that there is not a damn thing
that anyone could ruin my plan...
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« Reply #26 on: July 27, 2007, 01:37:24 am »

Except that when you make that wish Ozzfest is suddenly stopped forever and there are no more ozzfests. Ever!

I wish the person in the next post would go to hell!
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« Reply #27 on: April 10, 2008, 01:05:18 pm »

i go to hell but then when you finally get there and you realized that it was the worst wish you had ever made because hell has become some girly trilogy to legally blonde and you had become bruiser

i wish that every time someone would see me that they would hand me 5 dollars::finger
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« Reply #28 on: April 10, 2008, 06:12:04 pm »

You get your five bucks but you spend all of your money on meth and turn into a shriveled up skeleton that wanders the earth with no life.
I wish bums were better dressed.::smile
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« Reply #29 on: April 10, 2008, 06:31:17 pm »

IF Bums were better dressed they would take over you job, life and family and teach your kids to hate brushing their teeth and washing their nasty asses....

I wish the world would change locations in the universe so we could see more interesting stars...::smile
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