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« Reply #45 on: July 20, 2007, 10:58:01 pm »

"now whos gonna lick my goddamn taint asshole* and the cop said...
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« Reply #46 on: July 20, 2007, 11:04:52 pm »

lol the first page is hilarious.. half way down the second page is just fucked up

Low And Behold The Owner Of KfC came Out of his KFC Building and in a Poetic Voice on his knees eating a chicken leg He cried I WILL Lick Your Taint AssHole Sir. They Gert Into a Hot Heated Licking session when all of a sudden Eminem And Dr Dre and Dr Phill come in and.....
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« Reply #47 on: July 21, 2007, 12:43:20 pm »

dr. phil starting talking about how bad their relationships where while eminem and DR.dre was cheering them on , meanwhile...
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« Reply #48 on: July 21, 2007, 03:12:01 pm »

Dr. Phil was getting pissed because on Oprah that very day he told everyone that Licking Sessions and Suckfests were not the way booty scratchers were supposed to live their lives, then in a gay, violent way....
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« Reply #49 on: July 21, 2007, 08:16:01 pm »

can i have his nipples?....the cops said...::confused
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« Reply #50 on: July 21, 2007, 09:57:39 pm »

Sure....have your way with the nipples.....just don't fuck up the piercing ::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #51 on: July 22, 2007, 12:01:58 am »

So he fucks up the piercing by stapling his nuts together.   It didn't really bother him except for the big.....
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« Reply #52 on: July 22, 2007, 12:55:08 am »

hole in his sack that bled out decreasing his dick in size. seeing this he said.......
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« Reply #53 on: July 22, 2007, 02:19:12 am »

"Popeyes chicken is fucking awesome!" Then...
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« Reply #54 on: July 22, 2007, 01:54:38 pm »

stewie came and said "the victory is allllll mine!"  and then he.........::confused
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« Reply #55 on: July 23, 2007, 01:38:47 pm »

tried to kill stewie and use his penis to fill the void. He was successful but still searched for a new donor because he was embarassed about having a baby cartoon penis. so he went to the bus stop and...
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« Reply #56 on: July 23, 2007, 01:58:12 pm »

randomly cut the dick off sum random person whostepped off a bus and said.....
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« Reply #57 on: July 23, 2007, 02:56:34 pm »

Have you seen my weiner!
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« Reply #58 on: July 23, 2007, 03:20:59 pm »

saying this he skips off 2 a doctor who takes 1 look at him and tells the nurse.....
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« Reply #59 on: July 23, 2007, 03:24:51 pm »

this mans johnson is full of maggots! so they grab a bowl and start filling it with maggots. The doctor loves maggots with milk so he had a mid morning snack. what he didn't realize was that.............
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