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gloria
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« on: July 20, 2007, 05:51:17 pm »

pretty crazy shit hearing from a 14 year old planning his life. he says it would be great extra income. a side job. as he plans to be a mechanic.
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« Reply #1 on: July 20, 2007, 05:54:05 pm »

mechanic = good
Stripper i'm not so sure about.
tell him to be a bouncer
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« Reply #2 on: July 20, 2007, 05:58:16 pm »

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lucabrasi073 said: mechanic = good
Stripper i'm not so sure about.
tell him to be a bouncer


thats a good idea. specially if he's into music. have him be a bouncer on the side! ::animatedlaugh

my mom thinks my little brother is going to end up as a Chipendale's dancer. i was like  "WHOA ::surprise"
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« Reply #3 on: July 20, 2007, 05:59:49 pm »

Tell him to be an actor. We need more little kids being killed onscreen in horror films. Makes me happy.
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« Reply #4 on: July 20, 2007, 06:01:49 pm »

i would suggest feeding him chocolate so he cant be a stripper but this country really doesnt need any more fat people.
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« Reply #5 on: July 20, 2007, 06:02:51 pm »

does anyone know how to use the freetix in the monster drinks? i got the code but i don't know what to do now!!
HELP ME!!
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« Reply #6 on: July 20, 2007, 06:04:58 pm »

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babyprincess420 said: does anyone know how to use the freetix in the monster drinks? i got the code but i don't know what to do now!!
HELP ME!!


We are not talking about free tix now.. Don't you see it's the future of gloria's son here? ::confused
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« Reply #7 on: July 20, 2007, 06:08:51 pm »

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lucabrasi073 said: mechanic = good
Stripper i'm not so sure about.
tell him to be a bouncer

Or perhaps he could be persuaded to become the dj for a strip club instead?  He could play music while watching the ladies.
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« Reply #8 on: July 20, 2007, 06:09:55 pm »

well if he's got the body for it when he's 18, let him grid his azz on a female and get paid, shit, unless he plans on stripping for men, either way they make some good damn money and can fuck whoever they want...

 now if anyone can help let me know, thanx::sinister::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #9 on: July 20, 2007, 06:11:14 pm »

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babyprincess420 said: well if he's got the body for it when he's 18, let him grid his azz on a female and get paid, shit, unless he plans on stripping for men, either way they make some good damn money and can fuck whoever they want...

 now if anyone can help let me know, thanx::sinister::animatedlaugh


Go here:

http://www.monsterenergy.com/thelab/newsDetail.php?id=895
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« Reply #10 on: July 20, 2007, 06:14:41 pm »

He will grow out of it and become a model or some shit, i would hate to tell you a compliment or some same old because this is his future.::laugh
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« Reply #11 on: July 20, 2007, 06:41:43 pm »

Fuck it, I'd strip for the cash (given the opportunity).  I don't think private dances would be my thing but I would most definately shake my ass around a stage and take off my clothes for the money that gay guys spend at places like that.  Hell my girlfriend lives at a gay beach and her (male) roommate waits tables at a bar on the strip - he easily comes out with two to four hundred bucks a night...
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« Reply #12 on: July 20, 2007, 06:49:21 pm »

Go here:

http://www.monsterenergy.com/thelab/newsDetail.php?id=895
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thank you thank you thank you, now i have my tix, u rock::animatedsmile
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« Reply #13 on: July 20, 2007, 07:28:30 pm »

male stripper... "THE HORROR"::looking
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« Reply #14 on: July 20, 2007, 07:30:20 pm »

well theres nothing wrong with being a stipper.. its that or he could just kill ppl.. which one is better::finger
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