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« Reply #60 on: February 10, 2009, 03:22:45 pm »

I once ate a stale BabyRuth bar; turned out to be a dog turd
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« Reply #61 on: February 10, 2009, 04:23:55 pm »

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no effin way dude thats fucked
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« Reply #62 on: February 10, 2009, 04:58:27 pm »

I once photocopied my penis and handed out the pics in front of the mall to everyone walking by
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« Reply #63 on: February 12, 2009, 11:47:34 am »

I once kicked this bitches ass for callin my mom fat. ::animatedlaughyeah it was funny
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« Reply #64 on: February 13, 2009, 08:51:57 am »

I once dressed-up in drag and called some girls mom fat....she kicked my ass
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« Reply #65 on: February 13, 2009, 12:37:56 pm »

I once shit my pants at the park an then ran home with shit runnin down my leg.
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« Reply #66 on: February 13, 2009, 01:18:34 pm »

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what the fuck?  lol, seriously?  lol
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« Reply #67 on: February 13, 2009, 01:30:13 pm »

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what the fuck?  lol, seriously?  lol

true story::laugh
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« Reply #68 on: February 13, 2009, 01:59:24 pm »

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what the fuck?  lol, seriously?  lol

true story::laugh


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« Reply #69 on: February 13, 2009, 02:35:54 pm »

mine wasn't....I'm a habitual liar...now that's true....
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« Reply #70 on: February 19, 2009, 02:24:52 pm »

I once had to sleep at the park an I woke up with a fucked up lookin sun burn on my face an legs.
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« Reply #71 on: February 19, 2009, 03:19:48 pm »

I once had a patient that played for the Philadelphia Eagles.
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« Reply #72 on: February 19, 2009, 03:41:44 pm »

I once puched myself in the mouth an fattend an bloodied up my lip. I didnt mean to hit myself in there.::looking
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« Reply #73 on: February 22, 2009, 02:34:31 pm »

I oncea crap a took on the top of K Mart and it landed on some mans head
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« Reply #74 on: February 23, 2009, 03:18:55 pm »

I once hopped into a shadows fall mosh pit an I landed on my back an the middle of my bra snapped so I took it off an threw it, did I mention I was wearin a tiny white spagetti strap, it was rainin an dudes poored fuckin water on me. I was pist an imbarassed.
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