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TortureQueen
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« Reply #90 on: March 29, 2009, 03:34:24 pm »

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TortureQueen said: I once had a wave wash a swarm of small jelly fish down the front of my swimsuit.


oh shit!  did they sting you?
yes, severly
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« Reply #91 on: March 29, 2009, 08:26:37 pm »

I once threw a quarter into the air, then shot it and 2 dimes and a nickel fall to the ground!::animatedlaugh::surprise
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« Reply #92 on: March 29, 2009, 08:31:05 pm »

I once saw a guy jacking off to gay porn in the library
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« Reply #93 on: March 30, 2009, 08:16:38 am »

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TortureQueen said: I once had a wave wash a swarm of small jelly fish down the front of my swimsuit.


oh shit!  did they sting you?
yes, severly


that sucks.  did your vagina swell up?  if so i need to see some pictures.  a before shot, an after shot, and a shot after it healed, lol ::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #94 on: March 30, 2009, 08:28:31 am »

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TortureQueen said: I once had a wave wash a swarm of small jelly fish down the front of my swimsuit.


oh shit!  did they sting you?
yes, severly


that sucks.  did your vagina swell up?  if so i need to see some pictures.  a before shot, an after shot, and a shot after it healed, lol ::animatedlaugh
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no, they all got caught up around my boobs, i never took off a swimsuit so fast in my life though.
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« Reply #95 on: March 30, 2009, 08:34:26 am »

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TortureQueen said: I once had a wave wash a swarm of small jelly fish down the front of my swimsuit.


oh shit!  did they sting you?
yes, severly


that sucks.  did your vagina swell up?  if so i need to see some pictures.  a before shot, an after shot, and a shot after it healed, lol ::animatedlaugh
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no, they all got caught up around my boobs, i never took off a swimsuit so fast in my life though.


oh, for some reason i was thinking they went down your bikini bottom.
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« Reply #96 on: March 30, 2009, 04:10:50 pm »

i once, well twice actually, lit the wrong end of a cigarette and tried to smoke it, lol.  the first time i was sober.  i was like 17 or 18, and it was dark, so i couldnt really see.  then second time, i was kind of drunk, and it was also pretty dark.  i smoke newport lights, the filter is brown.  so im standing on my deck, trying to light my cigarette, and it wouldnt light.  and i saw a glimpse of the cigarette, and the brown part (the filter), was at the other end.  and for a second or two, i guess i forgot the brown part was the filter, lol, cause i remember thinking to myself, i thought the brown part was at the bottom?, lol.  then i realized, oh shit, thats the filter, lol.  and i burned like half the filter off, lol.  and i didnt even think to throw it out, it wasnt that i didnt wanna waste it, cause i dont care, its not that big of a deal, its only one cigarette, but i just didnt think to throw it out and get a new one.  i turned the cigarette around and smoked it, lol ::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #97 on: March 31, 2009, 05:27:19 am »

I once, when I was in likw 6th grade, me an sum friends smoked some grass outta her yard. haha an we madea fuckin bong out of a pop bottle::looking
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« Reply #98 on: March 31, 2009, 06:19:07 pm »

i once, in like 6th grade, saw my teacher's (whos a woman) hairy upper thighs and hairy crotch ::animatedlaugh.  i was in science class, and the teacher was a big time tree hugger, and she was wearing a skirt, and she was standing up with one leg on a chair or whatever, and the whole class could see her hair, and she was wearing stockings too, we could see the hair through the stockings, and we were all laughing when we were looking at her.  and she looked behind her, and she was like, "what?".  she was trying to figure what we were laughing at, lol, which made it even more funny, lol.
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« Reply #99 on: April 01, 2009, 07:06:21 am »

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MikeGimmelli said: i once, in like 6th grade, saw my teacher's (whos a woman) hairy upper thighs and hairy crotch ::animatedlaugh.  i was in science class, and the teacher was a big time tree hugger, and she was wearing a skirt, and she was standing up with one leg on a chair or whatever, and the whole class could see her hair, and she was wearing stockings too, we could see the hair through the stockings, and we were all laughing when we were looking at her.  and she looked behind her, and she was like, "what?".  she was trying to figure what we were laughing at, lol, which made it even more funny, lol.
::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh::animatedlaughthats funny shit

I once ate a raw dinner roll when I was like 6or7
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« Reply #100 on: April 01, 2009, 02:50:08 pm »

well, i have to tell a little short story for you to understand why what im about to say is so funny, so....  when i was a kid, i loved to eat spoonfulls of sugar.  then one day my grandma told me that i would get worms in my stomach if i ate too much sugar, lol.  and that really freaked me out.  i kept picturing that i would get these white worms in my stomach if i kept eating sugar, lol.  so i stopped eating sugar for a long ass time.  then when i was like 12 or 13, i realized, that just doesnt make sense.  so after i realized that, the first thing i did was go look for some sugar, lol.


i once, when i was like 12 or 13, went looking in my house for some sugar to eat.  and i saw this container in a cabinet with what looked like sugar in it.  so i ate a spoonfull of it...........................  AND IT WAS FUCKING SALT!!!!  LOL.  i cringed really bad, and i was like, AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL.
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« Reply #101 on: April 01, 2009, 02:58:31 pm »

i once, when i was younger (i cant remember exactly how old i was), went looking in my refridgerator for some orange juice, and i have no clue why, cause i HATE orange juice.  and i thought i had found some.  and i poured a glass of it.  and i took a sip...................  and i just cringed really bad, lol.  i was like, AAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  lol.  turns out it was grapefruit juice, LOL.  that shit was terrible, it was worse then orange juice, lol.
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« Reply #102 on: April 03, 2009, 07:12:24 pm »

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MikeGimmelli said: well, i have to tell a little short story for you to understand why what im about to say is so funny, so....  when i was a kid, i loved to eat spoonfulls of sugar.  then one day my grandma told me that i would get worms in my stomach if i ate too much sugar, lol.  and that really freaked me out.  i kept picturing that i would get these white worms in my stomach if i kept eating sugar, lol.  so i stopped eating sugar for a long ass time.  then when i was like 12 or 13, i realized, that just doesnt make sense.  so after i realized that, the first thing i did was go look for some sugar, lol.


i once, when i was like 12 or 13, went looking in my house for some sugar to eat.  and i saw this container in a cabinet with what looked like sugar in it.  so i ate a spoonfull of it...........................  AND IT WAS FUCKING SALT!!!!  LOL.  i cringed really bad, and i was like, AAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH, SON OF A BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!  LOL.


thats funny. I once, when I was like 4 or 5 gave my cats a can of tuna an I ate a peice after they ate sum outta the bowl an my mom told me I was gonna turn into a cat. an everytime I was bad or wutever they would say "omg i see whiskers." I would cry.

I once put salt instead of sugar on my brothers friends toast. haha
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