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Ichi_is_outta_here
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« on: July 24, 2007, 06:42:24 pm »

Things that make you scratch your head, laugh, or think 'what were they thinking'.

Put a mark after your entrance just to show if these are real places or products or completely made up humor. A (R) real , or (F) fake after will be all that's needed. Sometimes the real ones are far far crazier than the made up.
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« Reply #1 on: July 24, 2007, 06:46:23 pm »

I thought of this as I went to--Mr  Bangs Knick Knacks (R) --today as an escape. The owner talked with me as I window shopped a few worries away, he told me to call him Buddy everyone does. As I got in my truck and was about to head out it hit me.

Buddy bangs knick knacks . As I laughed all I could think was I hope his takes the knick knacks to diner first.
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« Reply #2 on: July 24, 2007, 06:58:15 pm »

A few more---

Water Wizz (R) -- A water park in Cape Cod

Shrinky Dinks (R) -- Old 70's craft toy where you colored on plastic and put in the oven to shrink it to coin sized hard plastic. My brothers told me of this odd toy with an even odder name.
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« Reply #3 on: July 24, 2007, 10:41:44 pm »

The Quicker LiQuor -- REAL I promise, used to be a Liquor Store here in San Antonio
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« Reply #4 on: July 25, 2007, 12:36:13 am »

My little brother came up with these. Had to post them before we took off. One is sooo wild I had to check it out.

Wii --- yeah nintendos game console that sounds like a toddler badly in need of a rest room.

Kum & Go --a gas station chain he once went to.
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« Reply #5 on: July 25, 2007, 12:37:34 am »

Dirty Dick's Crab Shack (R)
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« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2007, 12:45:51 am »

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Driftwood said: Dirty Dick's Crab Shack (R)
That's hilarious, I just checked their site and the  'Clappy?HuhHuh?s Crab Balls' sound tasty and dirty. My brother just spit out his soda (priceless)
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« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2007, 09:38:36 pm »

Nads (R) -- hair removal cream

spotted dick (R) -- English dessert (hardened pudding with raisins)
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« Reply #8 on: July 25, 2007, 09:41:22 pm »

Ben Dover's (R)- a bar in Arkansas
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« Reply #9 on: July 26, 2007, 12:05:34 pm »

Hmm. Cant really think of anything good right now.

theres Dick's Sporting Goods.
someone got kum and go.

theres a  place here called wahoo's fish tacos.
very much real.
i personally thought that was a very humorous name. they have good food too. and stickers all over the friggin place. i decided i liked it. but i dont like fish.
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« Reply #10 on: July 26, 2007, 04:09:27 pm »

I used to have to call Hooker's Plumbing at my last job. I loved it when I had to give a customer the plumbing company's name. Most times they'd ask me to spell it.
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« Reply #11 on: July 26, 2007, 04:14:51 pm »

one bite delight (r) there is a name at the beginning but i forgot what it was i think it's maria's. but i don't know what it was had a bunch of trucks in the front of what looked like an old gas station of some sort
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