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95NASTY
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« on: August 03, 2007, 04:12:56 pm »

this should be good
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« Reply #1 on: August 03, 2007, 04:20:23 pm »

your mom
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« Reply #2 on: August 03, 2007, 04:21:05 pm »

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« Reply #3 on: August 03, 2007, 04:21:11 pm »

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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2007, 08:29:00 am »

geesh no horror stories
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2007, 11:37:54 am »

For a woman, it's not even worth it, unless the guy is the rare guy who is phenomenal at eating pussy and is willing to do it right off the bat.  No oral sex=a bad lay.
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« Reply #6 on: August 07, 2007, 12:54:09 pm »

You mean that I don't have to eat pussy on a 1 night stand. That explains why they keep calling me back for more. The last 1 night stand is now turning into a 1 year stand.::surprise
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« Reply #7 on: August 07, 2007, 12:56:37 pm »

haven't had one of those since i was in my 20's so i can't jog my memory back that far
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« Reply #8 on: August 07, 2007, 12:57:04 pm »

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Hellcat said: You mean that I don't have to eat pussy on a 1 night stand. That explains why they keep calling me back for more. The last 1 night stand is now turning into a 1 year stand.::surprise


i hope yu at least scratch and sniff before that on the first date,,,::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #9 on: August 07, 2007, 01:59:43 pm »

I married my last one nighter.  How's that for a horror story?::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2007, 03:16:04 pm »

I told this girl "how dose it feel to be used" after I got done. God damn it was horrific. Horrible too. She started to smell real nasty in the middle of sex.
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« Reply #11 on: August 07, 2007, 05:31:36 pm »

She shoul have asked you the same.  Don't think it goes two ways?
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« Reply #12 on: August 07, 2007, 05:41:28 pm »

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LoweDown_Dirty1 said: haven't had one of those since i was in my 20's so i can't jog my memory back that far


pretty much my gig. although i do remember opne fellow who was younger than me who really had no idea how to handle a womans breasts.
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« Reply #13 on: August 07, 2007, 05:43:12 pm »

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Louder_the_Better said: I married my last one nighter.  How's that for a horror story?::animatedlaugh


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« Reply #14 on: August 15, 2007, 09:14:02 pm »

I was a year ago when I hooked up with a guy at a party one night. We wound up having sex in a room that was really cold b/c there was no heat and during the session while he was on top of me, he told me that it was too cold and that he was getting limp and couldn't have sex anymore. Waste of fucking time.
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