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« Reply #15 on: August 15, 2007, 09:16:14 pm »

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Louder_the_Better said: I married my last one nighter.  How's that for a horror story?::animatedlaugh


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« Reply #16 on: August 17, 2007, 08:50:24 pm »

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LoweDown_Dirty1 said: haven't had one of those since i was in my 20's so i can't jog my memory back that far

LOL....mine does though....more than 20 years, and my only "one night stand"  Guess I should have none better when she told me I wouldn't want to eat her out....but I guess she did me a favor there.....better a burny-drippy dick...than messed up lips from her ick.....Didn't get no worse than that....Anti-biotics cured it......she didn't get pregnant....like I think she was trying to....and a lesson learned

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« Reply #17 on: August 17, 2007, 08:57:05 pm »

I don't believe in one night stands.
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« Reply #18 on: August 18, 2007, 11:44:57 am »

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STARBUCK said: For a woman, it's not even worth it, unless the guy is the rare guy who is phenomenal at eating pussy and is willing to do it right off the bat.  No oral sex=a bad lay.


I'm not really into oral sex ( on my part ) to tell you the truth...just not my thing...I'd rather fuck, honestly...but you know...everyone's got their preferences I guess Smiley

I really don't have any bad one night stands in my past...the worst would probably be the time I hit my head on the lightswitch and my head hurt for a couple days, hah...I just love sex too much to have a bad experience ::finger
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« Reply #19 on: August 18, 2007, 03:30:27 pm »

I don't even want to get into this...
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« Reply #20 on: August 18, 2007, 03:33:59 pm »

Fuck one night stands::finger
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« Reply #21 on: August 20, 2007, 02:18:17 am »

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magnoliasuicide said: Fuck one night stands::finger
True dat honey!
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