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« Reply #120 on: March 02, 2008, 01:20:44 am »

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_FIRSTOZZYFAN_ said: A day in the life of EVILEYE;

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24 hours later,.....4....buffering...3...buffering...2...buffering...1...buffering

You get the idea.....::animatedlaugh

(YES,..it`s a Skankwire reference)::finger

Porns not my thing i rarely look at it But you sound like you know what your talking about pretty good HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM


Any true metal Ozzboarder worth their salt knows damnwell what it is,...but you just scream EXPERT.
You DIRTY FLITHY ROTTEN MASTURBATOR!!!!!::finger
Dont gum up the keyboard.....the CSI detectives will have a hard time solving any cases they follow up on with you.


I have a few porn movies i fap it to but i rarely spend time on the web looking up porn i troll 3 metal forums and one car audio forum thats were my e life is spent

I gravitate to Here,.collegehumor,Ebay (lookin at classic motos and muscle cars) and a website I write for.
also the lottery website. I dont go many other places. This is the main attraction on the net for me,..its weird.
I gave up on the Ozzalternative sites that sprung up.....too much anguish.
This place seems much better than it was upon launch. If you could just keep it in your pants and show some respect towards the ladyfolk it would be an Eparadise.::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #121 on: March 02, 2008, 01:24:29 am »

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_FIRSTOZZYFAN_ said: A day in the life of EVILEYE;

4......buffering....3.....buffering...2....buffering....1..... buffering....

4....buffering...3...buffering....2.... buffering....1....buffering.....

Etc. Etc....

24 hours later,.....4....buffering...3...buffering...2...buffering...1...buffering

You get the idea.....::animatedlaugh

(YES,..it`s a Skankwire reference)::finger
Porns not my thing i rarely look at it But you sound like you know what your talking about pretty good HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Any true metal Ozzboarder worth their salt knows damnwell what it is,...but you just scream EXPERT.
You DIRTY FLITHY ROTTEN MASTURBATOR!!!!!::finger
Dont gum up the keyboard.....the CSI detectives will have a hard time solving any cases they follow up on with you.

I have a few porn movies i fap it to but i rarely spend time on the web looking up porn i troll 3 metal forums and one car audio forum thats were my e life is spent
I gravitate to Here,.collegehumor,Ebay (lookin at classic motos and muscle cars) and a website I write for.
also the lottery website. I dont go many other places. This is the main attraction on the net for me,..its weird.
I gave up on the Ozzalternative sites that sprung up.....too much anguish.
This place seems much better than it was upon launch. If you could just keep it in your pants and show some respect towards the ladyfolk it would be an Eparadise.::animatedlaugh
The lady thing was just Bs to get some convos going i Bs about alot of things i dont mean you should know that by know
and i also surf yikers/machovideos/evilchilli/sicktwistedpyscho/craigslist/and random video game forums
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« Reply #122 on: March 02, 2008, 01:29:07 am »

Yeah I`m startin to get a better read on you lately...it`s all good.
Craigs list= Ebay wih hookers::animatedlaugh I checked that for the first time last week. I cant find the same kinda motos there though. I`ll look at some of your sites...maybe tonite. Minus the video stuff. Thanx man.....::laugh
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« Reply #123 on: March 02, 2008, 01:33:38 am »

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Craigs list= Ebay wih hookers::animatedlaugh I checked that for the first time last week. I cant find the same kinda motos there though. I`ll look at some of your sites...maybe tonite. Minus the video stuff. Thanx man.....::laugh
Start with Yikers you will see a list of other sites to cruise hit macho videos next and that will lead you to the rest they post some prtty crazy videos
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« Reply #124 on: March 02, 2008, 01:37:28 am »

And i like to troll Craigslist Rants and Raves section i pretend to be a wetback and post shit that pisses of all the racist on the board good stuff
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« Reply #125 on: March 02, 2008, 01:42:54 am »

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EVILEYE said: And i like to troll Craigslist Rants and Raves section i pretend to be a wetback and post shit that pisses of all the racist on the board good stuff

JEEEZUZssssss I cant only imagine.....I`m on that yikers right now...I`ll be back and forth  fot a while.
It`s funny and shocking,..car crashes, all kinda redneck outbursts and the like...but you seen it.::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #126 on: March 02, 2008, 01:47:40 am »

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EVILEYE said: And i like to troll Craigslist Rants and Raves section i pretend to be a wetback and post shit that pisses of all the racist on the board good stuff
JEEEZUZssssss I cant only imagine.....I`m on that yikers right now...I`ll be back and forth  fot a while.
It`s funny and shocking,..car crashes, all kinda redneck outbursts and the like...but you seen it.::animatedlaugh
yeah and yikers is tame compared to the rest wait till you hit nothingtoxic and twistedvideos
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« Reply #127 on: March 02, 2008, 01:52:31 am »

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EVILEYE said: And i like to troll Craigslist Rants and Raves section i pretend to be a wetback and post shit that pisses of all the racist on the board good stuff

JEEEZUZssssss I cant only imagine.....I`m on that yikers right now...I`ll be back and forth  fot a while.
It`s funny and shocking,..car crashes, all kinda redneck outbursts and the like...but you seen it.::animatedlaugh
yeah and yikers is tame compared to the rest wait till you hit nothingtoxic and twistedvideos

Yeah,,I just stumbled upon the nothin toxic pawnshop robbery gone wrong. My brother runs a shop like that and he packs heat too.
Gotta have it.::surprise::looking
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« Reply #128 on: March 02, 2008, 01:57:59 am »

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EVILEYE said: And i like to troll Craigslist Rants and Raves section i pretend to be a wetback and post shit that pisses of all the racist on the board good stuff
JEEEZUZssssss I cant only imagine.....I`m on that yikers right now...I`ll be back and forth  fot a while.
It`s funny and shocking,..car crashes, all kinda redneck outbursts and the like...but you seen it.::animatedlaugh
yeah and yikers is tame compared to the rest wait till you hit nothingtoxic and twistedvideos
Yeah,,I just stumbled upon the nothin toxic pawnshop robbery gone wrong. My brother runs a shop like that and he packs heat too.
Gotta have it.::surprise::looking
Mostly all pawn shop owners pack heat the only ones that dont are the chain stores
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« Reply #129 on: March 02, 2008, 02:00:23 am »

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EVILEYE said: And i like to troll Craigslist Rants and Raves section i pretend to be a wetback and post shit that pisses of all the racist on the board good stuff

JEEEZUZssssss I cant only imagine.....I`m on that yikers right now...I`ll be back and forth  fot a while.
It`s funny and shocking,..car crashes, all kinda redneck outbursts and the like...but you seen it.::animatedlaugh
yeah and yikers is tame compared to the rest wait till you hit nothingtoxic and twistedvideos

Yeah,,I just stumbled upon the nothin toxic pawnshop robbery gone wrong. My brother runs a shop like that and he packs heat too.
Gotta have it.::surprise::looking

I gotta go impound a vehicle,..back soon...::laugh::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #130 on: March 02, 2008, 02:00:59 am »

http://www.machovideo.com/video/No_arms_legs_and_head_8495/


now thats what i call a sack lunch J/K ::looking
sickpyschovideos arent nothing nice
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« Reply #131 on: March 02, 2008, 02:05:23 am »

http://www.flurl.com/item/hand_chopped_off_u_311038
Here let me give you a hand
AND WELCOME TO YOUR NEW ADDICTION THOSE SITES WILL SUCK YOU IN
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« Reply #132 on: March 02, 2008, 02:39:24 am »

I'm not sure how long ago i went out for beers. but this thread blew the fuck uuuuuuuuuuup
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« Reply #133 on: March 02, 2008, 02:56:16 am »

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EVILEYE said: And i like to troll Craigslist Rants and Raves section i pretend to be a wetback and post shit that pisses of all the racist on the board good stuff

JEEEZUZssssss I cant only imagine.....I`m on that yikers right now...I`ll be back and forth  fot a while.
It`s funny and shocking,..car crashes, all kinda redneck outbursts and the like...but you seen it.::animatedlaugh
yeah and yikers is tame compared to the rest wait till you hit nothingtoxic and twistedvideos

Yeah,,I just stumbled upon the nothin toxic pawnshop robbery gone wrong. My brother runs a shop like that and he packs heat too.
Gotta have it.::surprise::looking

I gotta go impound a vehicle,..back soon...::laugh::animatedlaugh

Wellp.....One less tequila soaked cucaracha menacing the lives of American citizens......GUILTY!!!!
Landscaping truck IMPOUNDED!!! (FOF slams the gate,..KLANG!!!)::laugh::finger::smile
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« Reply #134 on: March 02, 2008, 03:07:25 am »

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EVILEYE said: http://www.flurl.com/item/hand_chopped_off_u_311038
Here let me give you a hand
AND WELCOME TO YOUR NEW ADDICTION THOSE SITES WILL SUCK YOU IN

Sick,...really ....::surprise
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