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« Reply #135 on: March 02, 2008, 04:08:47 am »

Back on topic.......................


Chicks smell desperation. The second you are in a relationship and not available they will hit on you.


Get a wedding ring and see if you get any results.::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #136 on: March 02, 2008, 04:48:33 am »

Come out of the closet! It's 2008! There are many young flamming homos just like you out there!::finger::animatedlaugh::finger
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« Reply #137 on: March 02, 2008, 05:05:26 am »

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2001SpaceApe said: Does anyone have advice on this truly hopeless black hole of a situation I'm currently going through?Huh? (and listening to shit metal bands like Slayer and Meshuggah is NOT the advice I'm looking for)
Isn't she pretty in pink!::finger::sinister::finger
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« Reply #138 on: March 02, 2008, 06:10:08 am »

your forever doomed and you will never even get a chance to hump and dump because you dont listen to slayer or meshugah you fucking dork....

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« Reply #139 on: March 02, 2008, 07:34:20 am »

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2001SpaceApe said: Does anyone have advice on this truly hopeless black hole of a situation I'm currently going through?Huh? (and listening to shit metal bands like Slayer and Meshuggah is NOT the advice I'm looking for)

Stop talkin' about how many times a day you beat-off to skinimax.
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« Reply #140 on: March 03, 2008, 03:07:36 am »

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« Reply #141 on: March 03, 2008, 03:10:49 am »

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_FIRSTOZZYFAN_ said: A day in the life of EVILEYE;

4......buffering....3.....buffering...2....buffering....1..... buffering....

4....buffering...3...buffering....2.... buffering....1....buffering.....

Etc. Etc....

24 hours later,.....4....buffering...3...buffering...2...buffering...1...buffering

You get the idea.....::animatedlaugh

(YES,..it`s a Skankwire reference)::finger
Porns not my thing i rarely look at it But you sound like you know what your talking about pretty good HUMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM

Any true metal Ozzboarder worth their salt knows damnwell what it is,...but you just scream EXPERT.
You DIRTY FLITHY ROTTEN MASTURBATOR!!!!!::finger
Dont gum up the keyboard.....the CSI detectives will have a hard time solving any cases they follow up on with you.
Anyone gonna be gumming up their keyboard around here, ITS GONNA BE ME!!! ::stare

(FOF shudders at the thought,..)

CANT get CLEAN,....CANT get CLEAN......::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh
Oh well...you can probably find a new keyboard for under 20 bucks....::looking
Just don't ask me to type anything with the letter for "cue" ::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #142 on: March 03, 2008, 03:14:39 am »

::finger::finger::finger::finger::finger
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