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« Reply #30 on: October 11, 2007, 12:23:48 am » |
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chuck norris doesnt go hunting,
chuck norris goes killing.
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« Reply #31 on: October 11, 2007, 02:25:00 am » |
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when chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt push up, he pushes the world down
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« Reply #32 on: October 11, 2007, 03:25:17 am » |
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InfamousRickola said: when chuck norris does push ups, he doesnt push up, he pushes the world down
::animatedlaugh chuck norris can slam a revolving door::animatedlaugh |
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« Reply #33 on: October 13, 2007, 11:42:35 am » |
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Chuck Norris lost his virginity before his father ::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #34 on: October 13, 2007, 10:09:46 pm » |
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chuck norris has two speeds,
walk and kill::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #35 on: October 14, 2007, 02:35:02 pm » |
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Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate
Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real
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« Reply #36 on: October 14, 2007, 03:20:54 pm » |
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HardcoreMike_90 said: Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer..... too bad he never cries
HardcoreMike_90 said: Chuck Norris doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants
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« Reply #37 on: October 14, 2007, 03:21:52 pm » |
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top 3 causes of death in the US
3.car crashes
2.heart related illnesses
1.Chuck Norris
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« Reply #38 on: October 14, 2007, 03:15:39 pm » |
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themetalmidget said: Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles is based on a true story: Chuck Norris once swallowed a turtle whole, and when he crapped it out, the turtle was six feet tall and had learned karate
Before he forgot a gift for Chuck Norris, Santa Claus was real
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« Reply #39 on: October 17, 2007, 04:51:35 pm » |
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I once pissed off all of the people in Barrens chat, if you don't know they love Chuck Norris and Chuck Norris jokes, by saying that I made Chuck Norris cry by beating him up and stealing his Mountain Dew, lame commercial reference but it was funny at the time.
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« Reply #40 on: November 17, 2007, 03:40:06 pm » |
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Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light when he goes to bed. Not because Chuck is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2008, 07:44:58 am » |
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Chuck Norris joined this site and finally he has real fans.
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« Reply #42 on: February 27, 2008, 09:01:03 am » |
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the_Thunder_God said: Chuck Norris sleeps with a night light when he goes to bed. Not because Chuck is afraid of the dark, but because the dark is afraid of Chuck Norris.
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« Reply #43 on: February 28, 2008, 06:07:09 am » |
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You know Chuck is the one who makes up all these things in the first place. They would say that proves he has a small dick.
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« Reply #44 on: July 12, 2008, 05:15:02 pm » |
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Chuck Norris does not use the force, The Force uses Chuck Norris
Nasa once bet Chuck Norris could not re-enter earths atmesphere whithout a space suit. On January 13, 2001 what most of you saw as only a small streak in the sky was actually Chuck Norris. Nasa still owes him beer.
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