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« Reply #180 on: November 24, 2009, 04:03:56 pm »

alive and bleeding
MIGHT BE FUN, I used to cut myself several years ago (only 3 or 4 times) and jack off with the blood
 
 
Would you rather have untimely sex with me or would you rather attempt sex with a wild blue whale in the ocean...
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« Reply #181 on: November 25, 2009, 12:42:44 am »

Whales are super sexy

would you rather have a puss filled rectal abcess or a herpes covered penis?
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« Reply #182 on: November 27, 2009, 12:09:31 pm »

the penis.....in a jar though
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Would you rather drink a cup of man Jiz or would you eat a plate of human penises and testicles...
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« Reply #183 on: November 27, 2009, 01:22:49 pm »

I'll go with the penises so long as they're cooked.......like jerky maybe.
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Would you rather die fast or know that its coming?
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« Reply #184 on: November 27, 2009, 11:53:30 pm »

Die Fast

Would you rather have sex with Lady Gaga or have front row seats to a Jonas Brothers concert.
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« Reply #185 on: November 28, 2009, 01:21:42 am »

Dude, I'd go to the Jonas Brothers concert..................with ear plugs.


Would you rather visit hawaii or nyc?
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« Reply #186 on: November 28, 2009, 02:08:29 am »

hawaii,those chiks that put flowers n shit on yur nek and shake their asses ride thaaaa nite!!
would u rather bangg a smokin hott brazillian or a lil asian?::looking::confused
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« Reply #187 on: November 28, 2009, 05:23:28 pm »

brazillian

would you rather crash in a plane or on a train?
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« Reply #188 on: November 29, 2009, 07:18:05 am »

oh fuk! geez...i think im goin 2 hav 2 go with train..better survival rate..i think::pouting
would u rather listen 2 bubble gum pop or stab yur eyez out with a stick?::laugh
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« Reply #189 on: December 01, 2009, 01:25:19 am »

bubble gum pop
 
would you rather give me 100 bucks or would you rather drive off a cliff?
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« Reply #190 on: December 01, 2009, 10:30:58 am »

Drive off a cliff. There is a chance of survival.

Would you rather have phone sex with me or phone sex with someone you've never seen?
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« Reply #191 on: December 01, 2009, 10:02:47 pm »

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Would you rather have phone sex with me or phone sex with someone you've never seen?
???higher chance of survival???
MEDICAL BILLS
 
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well Ive never seen you so it would be the same either way...
 
Would you rather take a ride on my disco stick or would you rather fight a rhinoceros in a nurses outfit?
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« Reply #192 on: December 03, 2009, 10:34:27 am »

There is one photo of me on my profile, but whatever.

Take a ride on the disco stick.

Would you rather I wip you with chains or leather?
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« Reply #193 on: December 03, 2009, 11:25:29 am »

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Emperor_Malice said: There is one photo of me on my profile, but whatever.

Take a ride on the disco stick.

Would you rather I wip you with chains or leather?

uhm..im still not sur if ur woman or man but what tha hell im open minded..leather all day
swallow horse jizz or reem out a goats shitbox with yur tongue?::looking
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« Reply #194 on: December 07, 2009, 10:38:54 am »

Horse jizz.

Drink blood with AIDS in it, or HIV?
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