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« Reply #195 on: February 26, 2010, 02:49:03 pm »

fuck it lets drink some aids

can i fist fuck you or just piss in your face
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« Reply #196 on: March 07, 2010, 02:33:17 am »

piss
would you rather look like bea arthur for the rest of your life or sound like fran drescher
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« Reply #197 on: March 07, 2010, 10:01:13 pm »

fuk that suks...i think i'd hang myself n tha closet b4 i did either one.
would u rather snort an oz of cocaine n the presence of two dead whores or would u rather shoot heroin n your cock vein?::sinister::finger::confused
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« Reply #198 on: March 10, 2010, 01:52:14 am »

Snort the coke, shit,
Would you rather suck David Caradine's rotting dick (may include extra worms and maggots) or toss Rupaul's manly salad (may come with extra chocolate)?
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« Reply #199 on: March 14, 2010, 02:36:23 am »

ok ok, that one was real bad, so......Would you rather piss blood, or shit a rock, about the size of a paperweight Tongue ? ::finger
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« Reply #200 on: March 14, 2010, 07:09:03 am »

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Grandmaster_Disaster said: Snort the coke, shit,
Would you rather suck David Caradine's rotting dick (may include extra worms and maggots) or toss Rupaul's manly salad (may come with extra chocolate)?
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Grandmaster_Disaster said: ok ok, that one was real bad, so......Would you rather piss blood, or shit a rock, about the size of a paperweight Tongue ? ::finger

piss crimson all day!
would u rather fuck a midget or sum1 who wuz missing a limb?::looking
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« Reply #201 on: March 16, 2010, 12:59:53 am »

Missing a limb
Would you rather get whipped or would you rather be burned?
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« Reply #202 on: March 16, 2010, 02:45:57 pm »

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Would you rather get whipped or would you rather be burned?

crack tha whip i hate burns
idk...fresh out of originality::pouting
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« Reply #203 on: March 17, 2010, 03:00:47 am »

would you rather be able to drink, (no smoking) or would you rather be able to smoke (no drinking)? ::finger
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« Reply #204 on: March 19, 2010, 05:27:03 pm »

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drink and no smoking
(smoking does nothing for me)
 
Would you rather fail at everything you try
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would you rather succeed in something you love only to be royally screwed out of everything?
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« Reply #205 on: March 20, 2010, 12:52:34 am »

succeed, I hate fuck ups, plus once I got screwed I would go out in a blaze of glory
Would you rather see Death in concert or would you rather see Mayhem in Concert (of course both original lineups, yeah the dead dudes)?
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« Reply #206 on: March 20, 2010, 02:29:12 am »

Death!!!!!!!
I respect mayhem out the wahzoo but...its hard for me to listen to their music....especially when dead sang...

would you rather be roasted by the regular cast of the comedy central roast team (jeff ross, lisa lampanelli etc...)
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the ozzfest board members
(heres the catch though...if you pick the ozzfest choice you must choose 5 members)
OH
and both sides will be wielding weapons...for the slapstick portion of their jokes...
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« Reply #207 on: March 20, 2010, 02:39:38 am »

either way
Would you rather get cut with a serrated knife or would you rather have a 1/2 papercut? ::finger
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« Reply #208 on: March 31, 2010, 04:07:31 pm »

1/2 paper cut?  do you mean 1/2 inch paper cut?  if so, i choose paper cut.


would you rather jump off a 50 foot cliff into deep enough water, or jump 20 feet down onto concrete?
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« Reply #209 on: April 01, 2010, 07:20:04 pm »

deep water...only If I can do it with Harrison Ford
 
 
Would you rather drink a pinecone...yes I said drink or jack off a rhino
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