VIVA VIAGRA

[Live????DD]

I'd hit it

[???????St????ned_Catz???????]

jesus fucking christ, quit molesting your grandma::animatedlaugh

[Blitzaka]

Grannyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[Live????DD]

you're not 18, so no porno for you!

[???????FIRSTOZZYFAN???????]

_FIRSTOZZYFAN_ said:

This picture is of ME Firstozzyfan...(on the left, hehehe)...with New Jerseys oldest man.
I interviewed him for a magazine and a website,...he`s 111 years old,..and the 6th oldest in the world.

Then thread here was started by the firstozzyfan clone,..and I`m the real one,but that is indeed me in that picture.

When I asked the man if he remembered the Titanic sinking he stated;
..." I had NOTHING to do with that"::animatedlaugh

Clones shouldnt throw stones....::sinister

[War_Machine]

coolest old guy ever.

[???????FIRSTOZZYFAN???????]

War_Machine said: coolest old guy ever.

He really was pretty cool.
I spent hours talking to him after deciding that the priority of interviewing people should start at the top...
Because they wont be around too much longer and have the MOST FUCKING AMAZING  stories....
Did you read the whole interview?::looking

[War_Machine]

I gather he collects Owl paraphenalia?

[???????FIRSTOZZYFAN???????]

War_Machine said: I gather he collects Owl paraphenalia?

Yeah he has like 2000+ owls...shit, the man is fucking 111..thats a LOT of time to collect owls.::animatedlaugh
I was able to make him laugh until he cracked up..I told him about the Owl bank I had just like his in the picture that says "Be wise,..save"..
I had to smash mine open when I was a little kid.
Me and my brother got caught popping the neighbors big `ol christmas lights in the street like little grenades.
We had to buy all new bulbs for them,...the old man thought that was hilarious,...so do I::animatedlaugh

[War_Machine]

damn, you my friend, are a bad seed. lol

[???????St????ned_Catz???????]

my grandma collected ceramic frogs, she said before she died to take care of em... they ended up in my garage, well one day one of them fell over and broke, lo and behold there was money in them::animatedsmile

[???????FIRSTOZZYFAN???????]

Stoned_Cat said: my grandma collected ceramic frogs, she said before she died to take care of em... they ended up in my garage, well one day one of them fell over and broke, lo and behold there was money in them::animatedsmile

My gramma had frogs too....::animatedlaugh
So how much crack did you buy with that $$$$::surprise::animatedlaugh
JK

[???????FIRSTOZZYFAN???????]

War_Machine said: damn, you my friend, are a bad seed. lol

I was a bit of a wild one,..I still am.
But I`m a good hearted nice wildman....the kind you can take home to meet your family...or take to the Ozzfest::animatedlaugh
It was really worth every coin to pop those bulbs in the cold cold streets of the desolate Buffalo NY winters...
There wasnt fuck-all else to do out in that godforsaken land....::animatedlaugh
One of the other kids got plowed into a self made igloo when the snowplow passed by.
They found his body on the front curb in the spring....::surprise