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psycho_bitch
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« on: June 27, 2007, 11:24:01 am »
>
> A passenger in a taxi leaned over to ask the driver a question and
> tapped him on the shoulder.
>
> The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove
> up over the curb, and stopped just inches from a large plate glass
> window.
> For a few moments everything was silent in the cab, and then the still
> shaking driver said, "I'm sorry, but you scared the daylights out of
> me."
> The frightened passenger apologized to the driver and said he didn't
> realize a mere tap on the shoulder could frighten him so much.
>
> The driver replied, "No, no, I'm sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today
> is my first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for the last
> 25 years."
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LoweDownDirty1
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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2007, 06:41:24 am »
LOL COOL
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zfw
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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2007, 11:41:35 am »
LOL AWESOME!
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sweet_dark
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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2007, 11:42:57 am »
LOL SWEET!
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frenzee333
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« Reply #4 on: June 27, 2007, 06:57:38 am »
haha good one.. i'll have to tell my boyfriend cuz thats what he does!
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« Reply #5 on: June 27, 2007, 01:07:14 pm »
hahaha that is funny as hell... hahah
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« Reply #6 on: June 27, 2007, 01:09:38 pm »
::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #7 on: June 27, 2007, 08:26:42 am »
lol
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« Reply #8 on: June 27, 2007, 02:34:08 pm »
nice
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