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Meilan_Firaga
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« Reply #15 on: June 08, 2007, 03:19:42 am »

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Meilan_Firaga said: Sara says she's seen you and you are not fat.  ::laugh  She also says she is at work and misses her O-board.
I know, but i FEEL fat =(

Hey, I gained twenty pounds from August to now.
actually ive LOST weight. since I move home from college i lost about 10 lbs. usually when i get a gf i gain weight, but not with this one. I think its gonna get really bad this time, but it's not my fault though.

If you're worried about the girlfriend, why do you stay with her?  Not, of course, that I have room to talk, but I'm curious.
she's sprung on me, and i over fuckt her, so i feel bad. she doesnt make it any easier, she gets mad and bitter and kinda psycho she's really insecure and feels used cuz i over fukt her.

I understand why you feel bad, but insecure people are going to feel insecure--regardless of your behavior and actions--until they decide they're tired of being insecure.  Have you tried to talk to her about the way she acts?
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« Reply #16 on: June 08, 2007, 09:43:05 am »

MOSH IT OFF!
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« Reply #17 on: June 08, 2007, 09:55:06 am »

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Ohhh yeah, no better way to lose weight than to get punched in the face. You could put Richard Simmons out on his ass you know that genius?
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Heh heh, couldn't help it.
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« Reply #18 on: June 08, 2007, 12:06:56 pm »

What a funny topic!  I once bought my buddy Dennis a t-shirt that says "FUCK ME I'M FAT".  H eweighed about 300 when I bought it for him.  It was aweasome!  He wore it to Ozzfest for 3 years straight and basically any badass shows.  Suprisingly he was flashed multiple times because of it!  It was a chick magnet! ::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #19 on: June 08, 2007, 12:22:50 pm »

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Live_DD said: Im so fat, my rolls on my gut are chaffing my man boobs =(

are you a member of the dicky-do club?
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« Reply #20 on: June 08, 2007, 12:25:09 pm »

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are you a member of the dicky-do club?
only if i get to dicky-do you....
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« Reply #21 on: June 08, 2007, 12:26:00 pm »

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Live_DD said: Im so fat, my rolls on my gut are chaffing my man boobs =(

are you a member of the dicky-do club?
only if i get to dicky-do you....

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« Reply #22 on: June 08, 2007, 12:27:02 pm »

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Live_DD said: Im so fat, my rolls on my gut are chaffing my man boobs =(
are you a member of the dicky-do club?
only if i get to dicky-do you....
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« Reply #23 on: June 06, 2010, 02:01:27 am »

FUNNY AND TRUE................BUMP!!!
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