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The_post_modern_sadist
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« on: August 10, 2008, 06:35:53 am »

all threats to metulz shall be posted heres. thank you.
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« Reply #1 on: August 10, 2008, 06:46:48 am »

this thread is dildoz...dildoz is gud righ'?
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« Reply #2 on: August 10, 2008, 03:37:01 pm »

for my first act, i shall arrest dream theater for indecent  wankery. they shall then be setenced to hang out with alexi laiho the entire day and get insulted by children of bodom. i am the judge, the jury and the executioner! I AM DA LAWLZ!!!::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #3 on: August 10, 2008, 03:46:59 pm »

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The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: for my first act, i shall arrest dream theater for indecent  wankery. they shall then be setenced to hang out with alexi laiho the entire day and get insulted by children of bodom. i am the judge, the jury and the executioner! I AM DA LAWLZ!!!::animatedlaugh
I would like to report Feces.::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #4 on: August 10, 2008, 04:28:56 pm »

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The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: for my first act, i shall arrest dream theater for indecent  wankery. they shall then be setenced to hang out with alexi laiho the entire day and get insulted by children of bodom. i am the judge, the jury and the executioner! I AM DA LAWLZ!!!::animatedlaugh
I would like to report Feces.::animatedlaugh
i here by arrest feces for being a tool. his setence shall be getting thrown in to the mosh pit at a megadeth concert with his queer st anger t shirt. he shall then be both beaten and raped by a the metal hordes. pwnership.::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #5 on: August 10, 2008, 05:33:24 pm »

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The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: for my first act, i shall arrest dream theater for indecent  wankery. they shall then be setenced to hang out with alexi laiho the entire day and get insulted by children of bodom. i am the judge, the jury and the executioner! I AM DA LAWLZ!!!::animatedlaugh
I would like to report Feces.::animatedlaugh
i here by arrest feces for being a tool. his setence shall be getting thrown in to the mosh pit at a megadeth concert with his queer st anger t shirt. he shall then be both beaten and raped by a the metal hordes. pwnership.::animatedlaugh
I think owning a St. Anger shirt is punishable by death.
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« Reply #6 on: August 10, 2008, 05:47:37 pm »

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The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: for my first act, i shall arrest dream theater for indecent  wankery. they shall then be setenced to hang out with alexi laiho the entire day and get insulted by children of bodom. i am the judge, the jury and the executioner! I AM DA LAWLZ!!!::animatedlaugh
I would like to report Feces.::animatedlaugh
i here by arrest feces for being a tool. his setence shall be getting thrown in to the mosh pit at a megadeth concert with his queer st anger t shirt. he shall then be both beaten and raped by a the metal hordes. pwnership.::animatedlaugh
I think owning a St. Anger shirt is punishable by death.
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« Reply #7 on: August 10, 2008, 07:42:48 pm »

I would like to report Metallica. Might I suggest the "Metal" part of their name be removed to just "Lica", and  be replaced with a far more suitable prefix?
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« Reply #8 on: August 10, 2008, 07:44:26 pm »

fitting video
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« Reply #9 on: August 10, 2008, 09:40:24 pm »

I report Potatoes.
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« Reply #10 on: August 10, 2008, 09:53:37 pm »

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May I be a deputy?::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #11 on: August 11, 2008, 12:26:13 am »

The Metal Police is now recruiting.::sinister
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« Reply #12 on: August 11, 2008, 12:28:03 am »

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« Reply #13 on: August 11, 2008, 04:35:26 am »

I would like to report Avenged Sevenfold. I really don't feel like listing the reasons
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« Reply #14 on: August 11, 2008, 07:01:28 am »

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The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: for my first act, i shall arrest dream theater for indecent  wankery. they shall then be setenced to hang out with alexi laiho the entire day and get insulted by children of bodom. i am the judge, the jury and the executioner! I AM DA LAWLZ!!!::animatedlaugh
I would like to report Feces.::animatedlaugh
i here by arrest feces for being a tool. his setence shall be getting thrown in to the mosh pit at a megadeth concert with his queer st anger t shirt. he shall then be both beaten and raped by a the metal hordes. pwnership.::animatedlaugh
I think owning a St. Anger shirt is punishable by death.
yes it is. we shall throw rocks at him!::animatedlaugh
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