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« Reply #15 on: August 11, 2008, 07:02:31 am »

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The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: for my first act, i shall arrest dream theater for indecent  wankery. they shall then be setenced to hang out with alexi laiho the entire day and get insulted by children of bodom. i am the judge, the jury and the executioner! I AM DA LAWLZ!!!::animatedlaugh
I would like to report Feces.::animatedlaugh
i here by arrest feces for being a tool. his setence shall be getting thrown in to the mosh pit at a megadeth concert with his queer st anger t shirt. he shall then be both beaten and raped by a the metal hordes. pwnership.::animatedlaugh

                       Yes this is in order.Good job,and keep the Metal order ! Balls and wieners to you.::animatedlaugh



I AM THE LAWLZ!::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #16 on: August 11, 2008, 07:03:46 am »

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The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: for my first act, i shall arrest dream theater for indecent  wankery. they shall then be setenced to hang out with alexi laiho the entire day and get insulted by children of bodom. i am the judge, the jury and the executioner! I AM DA LAWLZ!!!::animatedlaugh
I would like to report Feces.::animatedlaugh
i here by arrest feces for being a tool. his setence shall be getting thrown in to the mosh pit at a megadeth concert with his queer st anger t shirt. he shall then be both beaten and raped by a the metal hordes. pwnership.::animatedlaugh
I think owning a St. Anger shirt is punishable by death.
yes it is. we shall throw rocks at him!::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #17 on: August 11, 2008, 07:20:17 am »

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The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: for my first act, i shall arrest dream theater for indecent  wankery. they shall then be setenced to hang out with alexi laiho the entire day and get insulted by children of bodom. i am the judge, the jury and the executioner! I AM DA LAWLZ!!!::animatedlaugh
I would like to report Feces.::animatedlaugh
i here by arrest feces for being a tool. his setence shall be getting thrown in to the mosh pit at a megadeth concert with his queer st anger t shirt. he shall then be both beaten and raped by a the metal hordes. pwnership.::animatedlaugh
I think owning a St. Anger shirt is punishable by death.
yes it is. we shall throw rocks at him!::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #18 on: August 11, 2008, 07:23:43 am »

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The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: for my first act, i shall arrest dream theater for indecent  wankery. they shall then be setenced to hang out with alexi laiho the entire day and get insulted by children of bodom. i am the judge, the jury and the executioner! I AM DA LAWLZ!!!::animatedlaugh
I would like to report Feces.::animatedlaugh
i here by arrest feces for being a tool. his setence shall be getting thrown in to the mosh pit at a megadeth concert with his queer st anger t shirt. he shall then be both beaten and raped by a the metal hordes. pwnership.::animatedlaugh
I think owning a St. Anger shirt is punishable by death.
yes it is. we shall throw rocks at him!::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #19 on: August 11, 2008, 07:26:20 am »

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The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: for my first act, i shall arrest dream theater for indecent  wankery. they shall then be setenced to hang out with alexi laiho the entire day and get insulted by children of bodom. i am the judge, the jury and the executioner! I AM DA LAWLZ!!!::animatedlaugh
I would like to report Feces.::animatedlaugh
i here by arrest feces for being a tool. his setence shall be getting thrown in to the mosh pit at a megadeth concert with his queer st anger t shirt. he shall then be both beaten and raped by a the metal hordes. pwnership.::animatedlaugh
I think owning a St. Anger shirt is punishable by death.
yes it is. we shall throw rocks at him!::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #20 on: August 11, 2008, 12:17:40 pm »

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Cheese said: The Metal Police is now recruiting.::sinister
I want to be the metal police to.
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« Reply #21 on: August 11, 2008, 12:23:34 pm »

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Cheese said: The Metal Police is now recruiting.::sinister
I want to be the metal police to.
I gave you a job already.::laugh
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« Reply #22 on: August 11, 2008, 12:25:47 pm »

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Cheese said: The Metal Police is now recruiting.::sinister
I want to be the metal police to.
I gave you a job already.::laugh
Can I have Crown Victoria.::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #23 on: August 11, 2008, 12:32:02 pm »

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Cheese said: The Metal Police is now recruiting.::sinister
I want to be the metal police to.
I gave you a job already.::laugh
Can I have Crown Victoria.::animatedlaugh
Yep.
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« Reply #24 on: August 11, 2008, 12:33:11 pm »

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Cheese said: The Metal Police is now recruiting.::sinister
I want to be the metal police to.
I gave you a job already.::laugh
Can I have Crown Victoria.::animatedlaugh
Yep.
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« Reply #25 on: August 11, 2008, 01:42:28 pm »

I arrest Bobaflex, Another Animal, Saving Abel, Nickelback, and Buck Cherry for bieng generic radio rock and sentence them to watch The Real World for 2 weeks.
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« Reply #26 on: August 11, 2008, 01:58:46 pm »

I arrest ALL bands that played for Warped Tour for associating with scene kids.
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« Reply #27 on: August 11, 2008, 02:03:18 pm »

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LollieDolly said: I arrest ALL bands that played for Warped Tour for associating with scene kids.
Except Paramore, they are safe. Or else.
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« Reply #28 on: August 11, 2008, 03:01:25 pm »

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The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: all threats to metulz shall be posted heres. thank you.
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May I be a deputy?::animatedlaugh
yes. you are my new deputy. as is potatoes::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #29 on: August 11, 2008, 03:02:54 pm »

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Huh???Deputy?Huh??Potatoes?Huh?? said: I arrest Bobaflex, Another Animal, Saving Abel, Nickelback, and Buck Cherry for bieng generic radio rock and sentence them to watch The Real World for 2 weeks.
pwnership::animatedlaugh
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