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« Reply #30 on: August 11, 2008, 03:04:37 pm » |
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zombie_freak said: I would like to report Metallica. Might I suggest the "Metal" part of their name be removed to just "Lica", and be replaced with a far more suitable prefix?
i hereby remove the metallica from metallica's name, as they dont play anything close to metal anymore. i setence them to a hang out with kerry king and his whammy bar for 3 days straight, in which the new slayer track "god is a faggot" shall be born.::animatedlaugh |
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« Reply #31 on: August 11, 2008, 03:09:22 pm » |
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CthulhuXDawn said: I would like to report Avenged Sevenfold. I really don't feel like listing the reasons
does their need to be a reason? i hereby charge A7X with stealing iron maiden riffs, and emo clothing style. as for the punishment, they shall be sent the gogoroth death camp for wayward bands. once there, king will crush their testicles with his boots. and then the entire board shall spit on them out of disrespect. and make fun of how critical acclaim was the stupidiest fucking song ever. that will male m shadows aka mr slave cry. fucking stupid bitch. pwnership. ::animatedlaugh |
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« Reply #32 on: August 11, 2008, 03:10:11 pm » |
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familyghost said: The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: Cheese said:
The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: for my first act, i shall arrest dream theater for indecent wankery. they shall then be setenced to hang out with alexi laiho the entire day and get insulted by children of bodom. i am the judge, the jury and the executioner! I AM DA LAWLZ!!!::animatedlaugh
I would like to report Feces.::animatedlaugh i here by arrest feces for being a tool. his setence shall be getting thrown in to the mosh pit at a megadeth concert with his queer st anger t shirt. he shall then be both beaten and raped by a the metal hordes. pwnership.::animatedlaugh Yes this is in order.Good job,and keep the Metal order ! Balls and wieners to you.::animatedlaugh ballz ne weinerz |
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« Reply #33 on: August 11, 2008, 03:11:34 pm » |
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LollieDolly said: I arrest ALL bands that played for Warped Tour for associating with scene kids.
HAILZ |
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« Reply #34 on: August 12, 2008, 12:27:06 am » |
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BUMPERZZZZ DILDOZZZZ dildoz is gud righ'?::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #35 on: August 12, 2008, 10:26:41 am » |
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The_Official_Metal_Police_ said: LollieDolly said: I arrest ALL bands that played for Warped Tour for associating with scene kids.
HAILZ But Paramore is safe right. Please.::pouting |
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« Reply #36 on: August 12, 2008, 01:51:35 pm » |
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 ???Deputy? ??Potatoes? ?? said: The_Official_Metal_Police_ said:
LollieDolly said: I arrest ALL bands that played for Warped Tour for associating with scene kids.
HAILZ But Paramore is safe right. Please.::pouting ok. but only cuz i wanna nail that chick. lawlz::animatedlaugh |
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« Reply #37 on: August 12, 2008, 04:52:19 pm » |
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seriously, slayers new album is gonna be called "god is a faggot"::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #38 on: August 13, 2008, 05:27:05 am » |
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stfu fags
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« Reply #39 on: August 13, 2008, 10:53:21 am » |
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Theory said: stfu fags
sorry we dont speak wigger so we cant understand you *spits in face*::finger |
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« Reply #40 on: August 13, 2008, 09:17:15 pm » |
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I need to report a theft.... My old lady took my Ensiferium CD and has not brought it back from the car in days. I just went to put it in, and once again it's gone and shes at work 911?::finger::finger::finger::finger::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #41 on: August 14, 2008, 07:06:31 am » |
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slayer1__ said: I need to report a theft.... My old lady took my Ensiferium CD and has not brought it back from the car in days. I just went to put it in, and once again it's gone and shes at work 911?::finger::finger::finger::finger::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh
HELL NAW oh she didnt!!!!!! you better get your pimpin hand out oh snap!::animatedlaugh |
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« Reply #42 on: August 14, 2008, 05:35:26 pm » |
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« Reply #43 on: August 14, 2008, 05:57:32 pm » |
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I cant believe some actually listened to St. Anger and went "This album is so great I need to buy a t-shirt to tell everybody I listen to it!!!!"
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« Reply #44 on: August 14, 2008, 06:03:51 pm » |
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