Mopeds for Christ

[deletedaccount66]

Hi fellas. I am planning an event that id like to call "mopeds for christ". You see, what we are doing is getting a bunch of fun loving, strong believers in christ, and we are going to moped across the USA. I am only asking for small donations from fellow believers. But my dream is that we can get enough supporters to make a lasting impact on my bank account.... i mean on our country and political future. Just think how many people we win for christ by thousands of mopeds coming into your town. Whose with me?

[Captain_Omnipotent]

sweet everyone jump on your loser cruisers and lets fucking go!!!!!

[Cannibal]

I'll donate semen.

[deletedaccount66]

Cannibal said: I'll donate semen.

I am sure we will have many catholic priest who will appreciate that donation.

personally im looking for monetary donations because that is what will win souls for christ.

[Captain_Omnipotent]

wake_of_ashes said:

Cannibal said: I'll donate semen.

I am sure we will have many catholic priest who will appreciate that donation.

personally im looking for monetary donations because that is what will win souls for christ.

you saying the priests would appreciate that made me think of this lyric

Man behind the podium teaching you a lesson
Stressing cuz he??s sweating about the one he??s been molesting
But this particular pedophile, he has the lord??s blessings
And his sins will be forgiven when he confesses them in confession
Never question them, just follow
Heavens begging you to swallow
You may never see tomorrow
But at least you??ll be leaving hollowed out

[deletedaccount66]

Omnipotent said:

wake_of_ashes said:

Cannibal said: I'll donate semen.

I am sure we will have many catholic priest who will appreciate that donation.

personally im looking for monetary donations because that is what will win souls for christ.

you saying the priests would appreciate that made me think of this lyric

Man behind the podium teaching you a lesson
Stressing cuz he??s sweating about the one he??s been molesting
But this particular pedophile, he has the lord??s blessings
And his sins will be forgiven when he confesses them in confession
Never question them, just follow
Heavens begging you to swallow
You may never see tomorrow
But at least you??ll be leaving hollowed out

Sounds like Nu Metal band, and if I had to guess I bet you'd say they are Christian.

[Captain_Omnipotent]

wake_of_ashes said:

Omnipotent said:

wake_of_ashes said:

Cannibal said: I'll donate semen.

I am sure we will have many catholic priest who will appreciate that donation.

personally im looking for monetary donations because that is what will win souls for christ.

you saying the priests would appreciate that made me think of this lyric

Man behind the podium teaching you a lesson
Stressing cuz he??s sweating about the one he??s been molesting
But this particular pedophile, he has the lord??s blessings
And his sins will be forgiven when he confesses them in confession
Never question them, just follow
Heavens begging you to swallow
You may never see tomorrow
But at least you??ll be leaving hollowed out

Sounds like Nu Metal band, and if I had to guess I bet you'd say they are Christian.

actually a rapcore band. and i doubt if they are talkin about a priest like that they would be christian. many of the members of the band are ozzfest alumni.

[deletedaccount66]

Omnipotent said:
actually a rapcore band. and i doubt if they are talkin about a priest like that they would be christian. many of the members of the band are ozzfest alumni.

Because they are condemning an evil of the church they can't be Christian? I know there are a few that will still supports shit like that, however im sure the community at large would speak against those acts. Non Christian bands don't hit on topics like that. They have bigger fish to fry. perhaps they arent Christian, but id be surprised.

[Captain_Omnipotent]

wake_of_ashes said:

Omnipotent said:
actually a rapcore band. and i doubt if they are talkin about a priest like that they would be christian. many of the members of the band are ozzfest alumni.

Because they are condemning an evil of the church they can't be Christian? I know there are a few that will still supports shit like that, however im sure the community at large would speak against those acts. Non Christian bands don't hit on topics like that. They have bigger fish to fry. perhaps they arent Christian, but id be surprised.

eh whatever the case be. its a pretty decent rapcore band. christian or not i could care less cause im not a christian myself. fuck it.

[deletedaccount66]

Omnipotent said:
eh whatever the case be. its a pretty decent rapcore band. christian or not i could care less cause im not a christian myself. fuck it.

I'm surprised. also not a fan of rapcore so ill take your word on it.

[Captain_Omnipotent]

wake_of_ashes said:

Omnipotent said:
eh whatever the case be. its a pretty decent rapcore band. christian or not i could care less cause im not a christian myself. fuck it.

I'm surprised. also not a fan of rapcore so ill take your word on it.

well if you wanna check them out i can give the names of it.

the band is called genuflect. and a few of the members came from ozzfest alumni reveille.

[MEATSANDWICH]

My local church almost did that same thing called bikers for christ

[deletedaccount66]

Funny! Genuflect literally means "to touch the knee to the floor or ground especially in worship".

[Captain_Omnipotent]

wake_of_ashes said: Funny! Genuflect literally means "to touch the knee to the floor or ground especially in worship".

hahaha i did not kno that.

[nazcapilot]

Why does the Son of God need OUR help, exactly?