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« on: June 11, 2007, 05:37:14 pm »

tell your girlfriend how many condoms you have left, because you'll have a hard time explaining where the missing ones went::smile
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« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2007, 05:49:41 pm »

let me guess, a personal expirience that you just had to share with the world to show how much of a man you are.
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« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2007, 05:51:54 pm »

haha just do wut i did, say you just tried one on cause you werent sure if it was the right size Tongue
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« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2007, 05:54:10 pm »

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somberblack said: let me guess, a personal expirience that you just had to share with the world to show how much of a man you are.
Actually no, it was just a reminder. It hasn't happened. If I wanted to prove how much a man I am, I could tell about this one time, when i dressed up in a panda costume....
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« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2007, 08:00:30 pm »

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Live_DD said: tell your girlfriend how many condoms you have left, because you'll have a hard time explaining where the missing ones went::smile


Well DUH!!!!::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2007, 08:01:58 pm »

I'm willing to bet that if she's intelligent enough she'll count them when you aren't looking::smile

I'm guilty of that one::finger
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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2007, 08:03:36 pm »

don't use them so i'm good
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« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2007, 08:37:47 pm »

why would you tell her how many you have anyway?she probabley knows and checks these things out so there is no need to tell.i suggest you hide them  so she will not have a clue.
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