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« on: June 13, 2007, 04:20:45 am »
These are very special ONE OF A KIND tickets! This Ticket will allow you to BECOME Ozzy Osbourne himself! You will LIVE in the Osbourne house of MTV reality show fame! You will FUCK Sharon Osbourne at will! You can get HIGH with Jack Osbourne and his friends! This SPECIAL ticket I'm selling is on egay for the low price of just 1 night of BUTTSECKS! PM me for the details!::c_stare
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« Reply #1 on: June 13, 2007, 04:23:26 am »
Sold. How many times would you like teh_s3cks?
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« Reply #2 on: June 13, 2007, 04:24:27 am »
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crazygothkid said: Sold. How many times would you like teh_s3cks?
Just 1 night, all night. Give or take, I'm flexible.
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« Reply #3 on: June 13, 2007, 04:25:33 am »
Mmmm, kinky. My place, your place or public? If it's my place then we have to be quiet cause my mommy's sleeping. ::confused
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« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 04:27:39 am »
Have you LOST your mind??? Why would anyone want to fuck Sharon or get high with Jack?

No buttsecks (or buttsex) for you! ::finger
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« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 04:29:33 am »
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Merrrypoppin said: Have you LOST your mind??? Why would anyone want to fuck Sharon or get high with Jack?

No buttsecks (or buttsex) for you! ::finger


You're just jealous cause i get some and you don't. Hey live, can we make it a threesome? ::stare
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« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 04:32:01 am »
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Merrrypoppin said: Have you LOST your mind??? Why would anyone want to fuck Sharon or get high with Jack?

No buttsecks (or buttsex) for you! ::finger

You're just jealous cause i get some and you don't. Hey live, can we make it a threesome? ::stare
I don't think Merry realizes what she's gotten herself into....::c_stare
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« Reply #7 on: June 13, 2007, 04:35:03 am »
We can go easy on her.





At first.
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« Reply #8 on: June 13, 2007, 04:37:16 am »
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At first.
Then we'll bust out handcuffs and non lubricated condoms....::c_stare
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« Reply #9 on: June 13, 2007, 04:41:15 am »
Don't forget the duct tape. ::stare
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« Reply #10 on: June 13, 2007, 04:46:50 am »
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....and the blowtorch::c_stare
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« Reply #11 on: June 13, 2007, 04:50:03 am »
and the watermellon
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« Reply #12 on: June 13, 2007, 04:52:16 am »
I prefer cantaloupe but hey if you want in on the action i'm very open =3 Just ask live. I think tickets to this are free ::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #13 on: June 13, 2007, 04:57:05 am »
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where have you been?
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« Reply #14 on: June 13, 2007, 04:58:35 am »
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where have you been?
the board was down during the ticket thing, so i just watched movies and shit
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