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« Reply #15 on: September 29, 2008, 11:16:13 pm »

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« Reply #16 on: September 29, 2008, 11:17:36 pm »

playoffs?  are you kidding me?
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« Reply #17 on: September 29, 2008, 11:19:27 pm »

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I like the dancing girlies at the beach better
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« Reply #18 on: September 29, 2008, 11:20:21 pm »

i failed to hook up with any of them
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« Reply #19 on: September 29, 2008, 11:22:05 pm »

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I got all 5 fone numbers and nailed 3 of the. I used protection::smile
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« Reply #20 on: September 29, 2008, 11:22:55 pm »

dont be silly, wrap your willy
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« Reply #21 on: September 29, 2008, 11:25:20 pm »

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If I hadnt done that, the second and third woulda said no. because the first one has aids, or so the other girls said....::confused
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« Reply #22 on: September 29, 2008, 11:26:54 pm »

if it looks like a yeast infection, smells like a yeast infection, and tastes like a yeast infection, then i reckon its a yeast infection
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« Reply #23 on: September 29, 2008, 11:28:33 pm »

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JaGBaG said: if it looks like a yeast infection, smells like a yeast infection, and tastes like a yeast infection, then i reckon its a yeast infection
yeah they said she had one of those too, and they mentioned crabs, but I thought it was just, like, y'know, the beach or whatever....::confused
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« Reply #24 on: September 29, 2008, 11:31:16 pm »

if it didnt end with a creampie, then it was a failure
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« Reply #25 on: September 29, 2008, 11:32:24 pm »

it was a ruuber duckie
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« Reply #26 on: September 29, 2008, 11:33:46 pm »

thats what she said
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« Reply #27 on: September 29, 2008, 11:35:45 pm »

she liked it sideways
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« Reply #28 on: September 29, 2008, 11:36:41 pm »

she gargles before the swallow
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« Reply #29 on: September 29, 2008, 11:38:03 pm »

I had to dick slap her a few times first
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