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« Reply #15 on: November 04, 2008, 01:51:47 pm »
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JyGoRn_AuKsRyTe
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« Reply #16 on: November 04, 2008, 02:36:43 pm »
Stopped To Ask Him Which Way Was Texas, Since They Were Actually Coming From Finland!
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« Reply #17 on: November 04, 2008, 02:46:56 pm »
viewing them as easy targets he asks them to...
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« Reply #18 on: November 04, 2008, 02:52:46 pm »
"Bend over to the front and touch your toes"
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« Reply #19 on: November 04, 2008, 03:04:46 pm »
excited about finding out that they did indeed have toes ,even though they couldn't see them ,they....
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« Reply #20 on: November 04, 2008, 03:11:44 pm »
Felt Each Other Around In The Darkness & Thought That They Had Found A Winnner When...
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« Reply #21 on: November 04, 2008, 03:27:44 pm »
one of the nasty fat bitches rips a nasty fart and they all........
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« Reply #22 on: November 04, 2008, 03:43:30 pm »
pass out from the gaseous stinch, after finally coming to...
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« Reply #23 on: November 04, 2008, 04:06:49 pm »
The llama  realized it had been given a hot carl while it was passed out.....
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« Reply #24 on: November 04, 2008, 04:28:15 pm »
feeling a bit shitty he......
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« Reply #25 on: November 04, 2008, 05:36:30 pm »
gave them all paper cuts and poured lemon juice on them until they......
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« Reply #26 on: November 05, 2008, 08:31:45 am »
bitch-slapped him and told him to go jump into a firey lake, which happend to be just a few feet away from the haunted log cabin to which their destination took them, but little did they know that...
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« Reply #27 on: November 06, 2008, 03:45:35 am »
they'd been dropping too many tabs and the firey lake was actually a big shot of tequila, and so
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« Reply #28 on: November 06, 2008, 10:04:01 am »
as they reached for the shot, they realized they had lost their shaker of salt and the limes were gone so they....
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« Reply #29 on: November 06, 2008, 01:12:50 pm »
licked the salty sweat from the armpit of one of the ugly hairy midgetss, slammed the lake of tequila and then, in a desperate bid to find a lemon.....
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