HomeNewsTour DatesBandsHistoryOzzfest StoreOzTVPhotosForum
Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.
News: Welcome Back!
 
   Home   Help Search Login Register  
Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 7   Go Down
  Print  
Author Topic: 101 ways to kill an emo kid  (Read 5398 times)
zombiejesus
New Member
*
Posts: 26



View Profile
« on: December 03, 2008, 08:58:15 pm »

I'll start you off with a few. We'll see what kind of responses I get. Betcha most of them come from crybaby emo kids.
lets see...
1. Rig little red neckties to decapitate the wearer.
2. Leave them in a room full of razorblades (you know they'll do the rest themselves).
3. Drive a stake through Davey Havoc's heart. I heard the all die if you kill there queen.
  ::finger Bring the pain bitches!!!
Logged

::finger Bring the pain bitches!!!::finger
cerberus622
New Member
*
Posts: 120



View Profile
« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2008, 01:17:33 pm »

that is pretty funny where did you get the list i want to hang it on a wall in my room
::animatedlaugh
Logged

play dead for me oh by the way heres a gun
zombiejesus
New Member
*
Posts: 26



View Profile
« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2008, 04:18:08 pm »

No No no. You've got it wrong those ideas are mine. it was the start of a list to be created by us add some funny shit!!!! Let see a few more...
4. 2 words exploding lip-rings
5. Create big trendy sunglasses that actually intensify UV/ UVBA rays.
 Your turn!!! Add some funny shit!!!!
 ::finger Bring the pain bitches!!!
Logged

::finger Bring the pain bitches!!!::finger
Master_Chief
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 5380


View Profile
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2008, 07:52:47 pm »

6. Make them have a debate on metal with jimbob or watchwolf.
Logged

SlaytanicCFH
Community
New Member
*
Posts: 2254


View Profile
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2008, 11:58:21 pm »

7. Strap them to a chair and force them to listen to actual music. Their small, meager brains will explode at the idea of songs with structure.
Logged

JaGBaG
New Member
*
Posts: 5497



View Profile
« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2008, 12:15:40 am »

8.  sing a sad song....



::looking
Logged
DamnYankee07
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 2042



View Profile
« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2008, 01:59:39 am »

9. Just strangle the whiny little fuck.
Logged


InfamousRickola
New Member
*
Posts: 118



View Profile
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2008, 04:04:26 am »

9 1/2. strangle by tightening the bandanna around their neck

10. show them the correct direction to slit their wrist
Logged

And you can quote me
zombiejesus
New Member
*
Posts: 26



View Profile
« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2008, 11:04:31 am »

Fuckin' awesome! That's the spirit!!! One more to keep us going!

11. If we could just find a way to mate white studded belts with boa constrictors....
::finger Bring the pain bitches
Logged

::finger Bring the pain bitches!!!::finger
ZombieSlayer
New Member
*
Posts: 10



View Profile
« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2008, 11:23:43 am »

12.  Discontinue size extra small from Hot Topic.  That will shut those skinny little fuckers up!
Logged

The Grammar Cunt Has Spoken
cerberus622
New Member
*
Posts: 120



View Profile
« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2008, 12:43:14 pm »

13. put razor blades on the other side of a wall::animatedlaugh
Logged

play dead for me oh by the way heres a gun
Master_Chief
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 5380


View Profile
« Reply #11 on: December 05, 2008, 06:36:32 pm »

14. via buttseckz
Logged

???????St????ned_Catz???????
New Member
*
Posts: 7606



View Profile
« Reply #12 on: December 05, 2008, 11:45:48 pm »

15. tellz them how much you luvz them, then tell them you lied and that they iz greasy and theyz will kill themselvez::finger
Logged


Notorious Nubz
::finger
zombiejesus
New Member
*
Posts: 26



View Profile
« Reply #13 on: December 06, 2008, 10:22:01 am »

Wow! What a pearl of wisdom or should I say wizdumb? I don't ask for genius people just a little comedy. Put down the bong and say somethin' remotely funny. That definately wouldn't make the cut Catz. You couldn't make the cut even if you were an emo! To everyone else good job keep 'em comin'. Remember we're all here for the greater good to kill emos.
Logged

::finger Bring the pain bitches!!!::finger
Master_Chief
Community
Hero Member
*****
Posts: 5380


View Profile
« Reply #14 on: December 06, 2008, 10:36:12 am »

16. Pour water on them to induce melting.
Logged

Pages: [1] 2 3 ... 7   Go Up
  Print  
 
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF 1.1.11 | SMF © 2006-2009, Simple Machines LLC
WEBSITE & CONTENTS © DIVINE RECORDINGS.     Terms of Use | Privacy Policy

Websites for Music Festivals