101 ways to kill an emo kid

[zombiejesus]

I'll start you off with a few. We'll see what kind of responses I get. Betcha most of them come from crybaby emo kids.
lets see...
1. Rig little red neckties to decapitate the wearer.
2. Leave them in a room full of razorblades (you know they'll do the rest themselves).
3. Drive a stake through Davey Havoc's heart. I heard the all die if you kill there queen.
  ::finger Bring the pain bitches!!!

[cerberus622]

that is pretty funny where did you get the list i want to hang it on a wall in my room
::animatedlaugh

[zombiejesus]

No No no. You've got it wrong those ideas are mine. it was the start of a list to be created by us add some funny shit!!!! Let see a few more...
4. 2 words exploding lip-rings
5. Create big trendy sunglasses that actually intensify UV/ UVBA rays.
 Your turn!!! Add some funny shit!!!!
 ::finger Bring the pain bitches!!!

[Master_Chief]

6. Make them have a debate on metal with jimbob or watchwolf.

[SlaytanicCFH]

7. Strap them to a chair and force them to listen to actual music. Their small, meager brains will explode at the idea of songs with structure.

[JaGBaG]

8.  sing a sad song....



::looking

[DamnYankee07]

9. Just strangle the whiny little fuck.

[InfamousRickola]

9 1/2. strangle by tightening the bandanna around their neck

10. show them the correct direction to slit their wrist

[zombiejesus]

Fuckin' awesome! That's the spirit!!! One more to keep us going!

11. If we could just find a way to mate white studded belts with boa constrictors....
::finger Bring the pain bitches

[ZombieSlayer]

12.  Discontinue size extra small from Hot Topic.  That will shut those skinny little fuckers up!

[cerberus622]

13. put razor blades on the other side of a wall::animatedlaugh

[Master_Chief]

14. via buttseckz

[???????St????ned_Catz???????]

15. tellz them how much you luvz them, then tell them you lied and that they iz greasy and theyz will kill themselvez::finger

[zombiejesus]

Wow! What a pearl of wisdom or should I say wizdumb? I don't ask for genius people just a little comedy. Put down the bong and say somethin' remotely funny. That definately wouldn't make the cut Catz. You couldn't make the cut even if you were an emo! To everyone else good job keep 'em comin'. Remember we're all here for the greater good to kill emos.

[Master_Chief]

16. Pour water on them to induce melting.