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« Reply #15 on: December 06, 2008, 12:55:24 pm »

LMFAO!!! Now that's comedy!!!!

17. Impose a law making the wearing of little black shirts with red hearts punishable by lethal injection.
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« Reply #16 on: December 06, 2008, 01:23:04 pm »

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zombiejesus said: Wow! What a pearl of wisdom or should I say wizdumb? I don't ask for genius people just a little comedy. Put down the bong and say somethin' remotely funny. That definately wouldn't make the cut Catz. You couldn't make the cut even if you were an emo! To everyone else good job keep 'em comin'. Remember we're all here for the greater good to kill emos.
considering U find humor in Killing peeps, which would make U a sociopath and rank U up there with Hitler I dont feel so bad
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« Reply #17 on: December 06, 2008, 01:26:14 pm »

maybe this would be humorous to you, even though I'm plagerising Baroness Bathory:

Take thm out in the cold and pour water on them untill they become your Ice cycles


haha thats hard metul knee slapper
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« Reply #18 on: December 06, 2008, 02:11:00 pm »

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zombiejesus said: Wow! What a pearl of wisdom or should I say wizdumb? I don't ask for genius people just a little comedy. Put down the bong and say somethin' remotely funny. That definately wouldn't make the cut Catz. You couldn't make the cut even if you were an emo! To everyone else good job keep 'em comin'. Remember we're all here for the greater good to kill emos.
considering U find humor in Killing peeps, which would make U a sociopath and rank U up there with Hitler I dont feel so bad
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Lol, here we go!
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« Reply #19 on: December 06, 2008, 02:44:26 pm »

19. Love.
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« Reply #20 on: December 07, 2008, 01:17:02 am »

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zombiejesus said: Wow! What a pearl of wisdom or should I say wizdumb? I don't ask for genius people just a little comedy. Put down the bong and say somethin' remotely funny. That definately wouldn't make the cut Catz. You couldn't make the cut even if you were an emo! To everyone else good job keep 'em comin'. Remember we're all here for the greater good to kill emos.
considering U find humor in Killing peeps, which would make U a sociopath and rank U up there with Hitler I dont feel so bad
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So apparently I'm being compared to Hitler. I'm not sure if you mean the early Hitler who was one of the most powerful leaders in recent history causing a boom in industry and technology that has hardly been matched or the crazy sociopathic murdering imbecile who committed unspeakable crimes against humanity. I hope The earlier because that be quite a big leap in judgement from a pot smoking cat just because I didn't think his joke was funny. but apparently somewhere I hit a nerve... Oh wait! Did I just out an emo? Don't cry Here's a razor.
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« Reply #21 on: December 07, 2008, 01:47:52 am »

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zombiejesus said: Wow! What a pearl of wisdom or should I say wizdumb? I don't ask for genius people just a little comedy. Put down the bong and say somethin' remotely funny. That definately wouldn't make the cut Catz. You couldn't make the cut even if you were an emo! To everyone else good job keep 'em comin'. Remember we're all here for the greater good to kill emos.
considering U find humor in Killing peeps, which would make U a sociopath and rank U up there with Hitler I dont feel so bad
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So apparently I'm being compared to Hitler. I'm not sure if you mean the early Hitler who was one of the most powerful leaders in recent history causing a boom in industry and technology that has hardly been matched or the crazy sociopathic murdering imbecile who committed unspeakable crimes against humanity. I hope The earlier because that be quite a big leap in judgement from a pot smoking cat just because I didn't think his joke was funny. but apparently somewhere I hit a nerve... Oh wait! Did I just out an emo? Don't cry Here's a razor.
so, you sayin there was 2 different Hitlers, like, what the Hell are you talking about? if your science is right I betta look out fer the evil one of me out there huh?
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« Reply #22 on: December 07, 2008, 02:47:22 am »

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zombiejesus said: Wow! What a pearl of wisdom or should I say wizdumb? I don't ask for genius people just a little comedy. Put down the bong and say somethin' remotely funny. That definately wouldn't make the cut Catz. You couldn't make the cut even if you were an emo! To everyone else good job keep 'em comin'. Remember we're all here for the greater good to kill emos.
considering U find humor in Killing peeps, which would make U a sociopath and rank U up there with Hitler I dont feel so bad
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So apparently I'm being compared to Hitler. I'm not sure if you mean the early Hitler who was one of the most powerful leaders in recent history causing a boom in industry and technology that has hardly been matched or the crazy sociopathic murdering imbecile who committed unspeakable crimes against humanity. I hope The earlier because that be quite a big leap in judgement from a pot smoking cat just because I didn't think his joke was funny. but apparently somewhere I hit a nerve... Oh wait! Did I just out an emo? Don't cry Here's a razor.
so, you sayin there was 2 different Hitlers, like, what the Hell are you talking about? if your science is right I betta look out fer the evil one of me out there huh?

this girl that didn't like me in high school wrote a poem about me.  me being like hitler. ::confused
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« Reply #23 on: December 07, 2008, 02:52:15 am »

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zombiejesus said: Wow! What a pearl of wisdom or should I say wizdumb? I don't ask for genius people just a little comedy. Put down the bong and say somethin' remotely funny. That definately wouldn't make the cut Catz. You couldn't make the cut even if you were an emo! To everyone else good job keep 'em comin'. Remember we're all here for the greater good to kill emos.
considering U find humor in Killing peeps, which would make U a sociopath and rank U up there with Hitler I dont feel so bad
::finger
So apparently I'm being compared to Hitler. I'm not sure if you mean the early Hitler who was one of the most powerful leaders in recent history causing a boom in industry and technology that has hardly been matched or the crazy sociopathic murdering imbecile who committed unspeakable crimes against humanity. I hope The earlier because that be quite a big leap in judgement from a pot smoking cat just because I didn't think his joke was funny. but apparently somewhere I hit a nerve... Oh wait! Did I just out an emo? Don't cry Here's a razor.
so, you sayin there was 2 different Hitlers, like, what the Hell are you talking about? if your science is right I betta look out fer the evil one of me out there huh?

this girl that didn't like me in high school wrote a poem about me.  me being like hitler. ::confused

youre a nazi?
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« Reply #24 on: December 07, 2008, 02:53:34 am »

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zombiejesus said: Wow! What a pearl of wisdom or should I say wizdumb? I don't ask for genius people just a little comedy. Put down the bong and say somethin' remotely funny. That definately wouldn't make the cut Catz. You couldn't make the cut even if you were an emo! To everyone else good job keep 'em comin'. Remember we're all here for the greater good to kill emos.
considering U find humor in Killing peeps, which would make U a sociopath and rank U up there with Hitler I dont feel so bad
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So apparently I'm being compared to Hitler. I'm not sure if you mean the early Hitler who was one of the most powerful leaders in recent history causing a boom in industry and technology that has hardly been matched or the crazy sociopathic murdering imbecile who committed unspeakable crimes against humanity. I hope The earlier because that be quite a big leap in judgement from a pot smoking cat just because I didn't think his joke was funny. but apparently somewhere I hit a nerve... Oh wait! Did I just out an emo? Don't cry Here's a razor.
so, you sayin there was 2 different Hitlers, like, what the Hell are you talking about? if your science is right I betta look out fer the evil one of me out there huh?

this girl that didn't like me in high school wrote a poem about me.  me being like hitler. ::confused

youre a nazi?

not at all.  hence the confused face.
she was just a hateful bitch.
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« Reply #25 on: December 07, 2008, 02:54:10 am »

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zombiejesus said: Wow! What a pearl of wisdom or should I say wizdumb? I don't ask for genius people just a little comedy. Put down the bong and say somethin' remotely funny. That definately wouldn't make the cut Catz. You couldn't make the cut even if you were an emo! To everyone else good job keep 'em comin'. Remember we're all here for the greater good to kill emos.
considering U find humor in Killing peeps, which would make U a sociopath and rank U up there with Hitler I dont feel so bad
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So apparently I'm being compared to Hitler. I'm not sure if you mean the early Hitler who was one of the most powerful leaders in recent history causing a boom in industry and technology that has hardly been matched or the crazy sociopathic murdering imbecile who committed unspeakable crimes against humanity. I hope The earlier because that be quite a big leap in judgement from a pot smoking cat just because I didn't think his joke was funny. but apparently somewhere I hit a nerve... Oh wait! Did I just out an emo? Don't cry Here's a razor.
so, you sayin there was 2 different Hitlers, like, what the Hell are you talking about? if your science is right I betta look out fer the evil one of me out there huh?

this girl that didn't like me in high school wrote a poem about me.  me being like hitler. ::confused

youre a nazi?

not at all.  hence the confused face.
she was just a hateful bitch.

*gets out pen to write poem about ms. distance*
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« Reply #26 on: December 07, 2008, 02:55:56 am »

awl.  send.
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« Reply #27 on: December 07, 2008, 02:57:15 am »

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you really want one?
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« Reply #28 on: December 07, 2008, 02:58:30 am »

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you really want one?

no that'z emo. ::animatedlaugh

but yes.  i do someday plz.
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« Reply #29 on: December 07, 2008, 02:59:41 am »

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thisdistance said: awl.  send.

you really want one?

no that'z emo. ::animatedlaugh

but yes.  i do someday plz.

*erases the words off the paper*

i wasn't gonna write one anyway...
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