Dr_DO_NOTHING
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« Reply #75 on: December 25, 2008, 05:21:22 pm » |
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make them listen to real music like metallica , and such so then they die of thinking about waht the song was saying
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i live in my own world sorry if your not cool in it
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afghost
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« Reply #76 on: December 25, 2008, 10:48:12 pm » |
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Make a law against whining and total self pity
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Spawned_Darkness
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« Reply #77 on: January 04, 2009, 12:03:51 am » |
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Introduce them to the cuttlefish of cthulu oderus urungus would have a fucking ball
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You can either love me or hate me I won't let it make me or break me.
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cerberus622
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« Reply #78 on: January 08, 2009, 02:58:50 pm » |
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zombiejesus said: Wow! What a pearl of wisdom or should I say wizdumb? I don't ask for genius people just a little comedy. Put down the bong and say somethin' remotely funny. That definately wouldn't make the cut Catz. You couldn't make the cut even if you were an emo! To everyone else good job keep 'em comin'. Remember we're all here for the greater good to kill emos.
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play dead for me oh by the way heres a gun
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pythons_and_heavymetal
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« Reply #79 on: January 08, 2009, 08:53:24 pm » |
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take em to a Devildriver show...
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Enough Said.::finger
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Crustgrinder666
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« Reply #80 on: January 12, 2009, 07:37:48 pm » |
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zombiejesus said: I'll start you off with a few. We'll see what kind of responses I get. Betcha most of them come from crybaby emo kids.
lets see...
1. Rig little red neckties to decapitate the wearer.
2. Leave them in a room full of razorblades (you know they'll do the rest themselves).
3. Drive a stake through Davey Havoc's heart. I heard the all die if you kill there queen.
::finger Bring the pain bitches!!!
davey havoks not emo you stubid fuck afi is a hard core punk band |
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normlzfuct
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« Reply #81 on: January 12, 2009, 07:50:23 pm » |
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with a fucking needle, poke a series of holes across their chest and back, then proceed to peel thin ribbons of their flesh all the way to their ankles until they fucking die of exposure.
put their ass in an original iron maiden and play hallowed be thy name til it slams closed impaling their lily asses
slowly lower them feet first into a boiling cauldron of oil
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Go Fucking Crazy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!::finger
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zombiejesus
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« Reply #82 on: January 14, 2009, 12:22:59 am » |
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Crustgrinder666 said: zombiejesus said: I'll start you off with a few. We'll see what kind of responses I get. Betcha most of them come from crybaby emo kids.
lets see...
1. Rig little red neckties to decapitate the wearer.
2. Leave them in a room full of razorblades (you know they'll do the rest themselves).
3. Drive a stake through Davey Havoc's heart. I heard the all die if you kill there queen.
::finger Bring the pain bitches!!!
davey havoks not emo you stubid fuck afi is a hard core punk band ::animatedlaugh ::animatedlaugh ::animatedlaugh AFI Hardcore? ::confused Punk? ::confused ::confused Oh! I GET IT!!!! LOLS ::animatedlaugh ::animatedlaugh ::animatedlaugh Silly Emo go cry somewhere else. Your mascara is running! ::animatedlaugh |
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::finger Bring the pain bitches!!!::finger
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zombiejesus
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« Reply #83 on: January 14, 2009, 12:27:28 am » |
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normlzfuct said: with a fucking needle, poke a series of holes across their chest and back, then proceed to peel thin ribbons of their flesh all the way to their ankles until they fucking die of exposure.
put their ass in an original iron maiden and play hallowed be thy name til it slams closed impaling their lily asses
slowly lower them feet first into a boiling cauldron of oil
Nice, see this is some creativity!!! But you forgot to number them. Does anyone actually know what number we're on? ::animatedlaugh ::animatedlaugh ::animatedlaugh |
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::finger Bring the pain bitches!!!::finger
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zombiejesus
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« Reply #84 on: January 14, 2009, 12:29:48 am » |
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davey havoks not emo you stubid fuck afi is a hard core punk band [/QUOTE]  STUBID? ? Is that your gloriously sparkly, pink, trendy, emo, lipring getting in the way??? ::animatedlaugh |
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Meshuggahailmeshuggah1
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« Reply #85 on: January 14, 2009, 09:42:43 am » |
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1 way to kill 101 emo kids: go to emo show, dump box of 101 razorblades in the middle of the crowd, watch them start to drop like flies.
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 SEE YOU IN TEXAS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ::animatedlaugh |
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Sauron
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« Reply #86 on: January 14, 2009, 09:50:03 am » |
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Nazi concentration camps. Basically, burning emo babies, gassing them, forcing them to eat bread made out of sawdust and give them soup that's basically beef flavored water, making them break rocks for no reason, and send them to the ovens.
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ZombieSlayer
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« Reply #87 on: January 14, 2009, 09:59:58 am » |
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zombiejesus said: davey havoks not emo you stubid fuck afi is a hard core punk band
STUBID? ? Is that your gloriously sparkly, pink, trendy, emo, lipring getting in the way??? ::animatedlaugh [/QUOTE] EBBY EBBY SKIBBY IBBY I think the official count is now at 63. That is if you only count legitimate answers, deduct random side conversations and completely ignore fucktards who clearly have punk confused with PUKE! Now on with it... 64. Tell the boys that dressing in drag is forbidden by law. 65. Stick Fall Out Boy in a Death Cab For Cutie and drive them off a cliff into an abyss of My Chemical Romance. 66. Ensure that it is mandatory that both eyes are covered by hair instead of one, that way walking into traffic is inevitable. |
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AlpineValleyGirl
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« Reply #88 on: January 14, 2009, 10:32:29 pm » |
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67. keep referring to them as 'goth kids' until they shudder, sputter, stammer and explode after screaming, 'we're NOT GOTH! its TOTALLY DIFFERENT! AUGHHHH!'
68. take them to the arctic circle during summer solstice. the constant sunshine will blind them and drive them over the edge.
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« Reply #89 on: January 15, 2009, 06:23:51 pm » |
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69. Make a trail of blades that leads to a bottomless pit.... They'll eventually die
70. Make them sing along with Barney
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