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Skull And Crossbones
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« on: December 14, 2008, 06:00:54 pm »

It just shows how very difficult it can be to make women happy. Men do an excellent job, considering the challenges they face.
  A store that  sells new husbands has opened in New York City,  where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among  the instructions at the entrance is a  description of how the store  operates:
You may visit this  store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the  value of the products increase as the shopper  ascends the flights. The shopper may choose any  item from a particular floor, or may choose to  go up to the next floor, but you cannot go back  down except to exit the  building!
So, a woman goes to the  Husband Store to find a husband. On the first  floor the sign on the door  reads:
Floor 1 - These  men Have Jobs.
She is intrigued, but  continues to the second floor, where the sign  reads:
Floor 2 - These men Have Jobs  and Love Kids.
'That's nice,' she thinks,  'but I want more.'
So she continues  upward. The third floor sign  reads:
Floor 3 - These men  Have Jobs, Love Kids, and are Extremely Good  Looking.
'Wow,' she thinks, but feels  compelled to keep going.
She goes to the  fourth floor and the sign  reads:
Floor 4 - These men Have Jobs,  Love Kids, are Drop-dead Good Looking and Help  With Housework.
'Oh, mercy me!' she  exclaims, 'I can hardly stand it!'
Still,  she goes to the fifth floor and the sign  reads:
Floor 5 - These men Have Jobs,  Love Kids, are Drop-dead Gorgeous, Help with  Housework, and Have a Strong Romantic  Streak.
She is so tempted to stay, but  she goes to the sixth floor, where the sign  reads:
Floor 6 - You are visitor  31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on  this floor. This floor exists solely as proof  that women are impossible to please. Thank you  for shopping at the Husband  Store.
To avoid gender bias  charges, the store's owner opened a New Wives  store just across the street.
The  first floor has wives that love  sex.
The second floor has wives that  love sex, have money and like  beer.
The third, fourth, fifth and  sixth floors have never EVER been  visited.

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