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« on: December 04, 2008, 09:33:08 pm »

INDIANTOWN - Martin County Sheriff's Office deputies arrested a man who threw hot sweet potato pie in his girlfriend's face on Thanksgiving because he didn't like the food, according to a Sheriff's Office report.

On Thanksgiving, Christopher Ford, 46, went to his home on the 8400 block of Southeast Fern Street. When he got home he asked for something to eat, according to the report.

But Ford was upset with the meal his girlfriend fixed for him and they got into an argument in the kitchen. While arguing, Ford picked up the sweet potato pie his girlfriend had recently removed from the oven and slammed it into her face, according to the report.

Ford ran outside the rear door of the residence when the woman's three teenagers went into the kitchen to see what the ruckus was and saw their mom with pie on her face, according to the report.
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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2008, 10:05:32 pm »

::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #2 on: December 05, 2008, 01:18:44 am »

Firzt the sammich now thiz.::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #3 on: December 05, 2008, 01:52:03 am »

atta boy scotty
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« Reply #4 on: December 05, 2008, 01:57:09 am »

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Deputy_Cheeze said: Firzt the sammich now thiz.::animatedlaugh

That's what I was thinking. Eat the sandwich, THEN slap the bitch. Don't waste the tasty sandwich.
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« Reply #5 on: December 05, 2008, 02:00:40 am »

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Deputy_Cheeze said: Firzt the sammich now thiz.::animatedlaugh
That's what I was thinking. Eat the sandwich, THEN slap the bitch. Don't waste the tasty sandwich.
How do youz knowz it twaz tazty..........UNLESS IT WAZ YOU.::surprise::looking
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« Reply #6 on: December 05, 2008, 02:03:30 am »

stfu nub
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« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2008, 02:04:08 am »

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Deputy_Cheeze said: Firzt the sammich now thiz.::animatedlaugh

That's what I was thinking. Eat the sandwich, THEN slap the bitch. Don't waste the tasty sandwich.
How do youz knowz it twaz tazty..........UNLESS IT WAZ YOU.::surprise::looking

True.::animatedlaugh I guess I don't REALLY know the sandwich was tasty. I would just like to assume it was as I'm thinking of the tasty sandwich right now.::laugh
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« Reply #8 on: December 05, 2008, 02:06:33 am »

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« Reply #9 on: December 05, 2008, 02:18:41 am »

That tasty sandwich bit reminded me of this pic from Ascetic Priests funny picture thread. This is what you say to her, (besides the gai faggotry part).
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« Reply #10 on: December 05, 2008, 04:59:12 pm »

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lmao::animatedlaugh
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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2008, 11:29:00 pm »

see wut happens when U has gun control sweet pie all over da'place::pouting
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« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2008, 06:14:37 pm »

jesus christ  what the fuck if you dont like how the damn lady cooks make a fucking sammich  fucking ass hole and dont take it out on her  she just needs to get  trained on cooking better  like me  i cant cook pizza to save my life  i all most allways burn it
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