Date: Jun 16, 2007 08:27 AM
Subject 10 things losers do on myspace!! (thanks Dirty)
Body: : ONE
there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker
it does NOT exist
so quit posting stupid bulletins like
"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"
no, it doesn?
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TWO
to the people who have like 1,000 friends,
are you serious?
you don't know half of them
you're stupid
go play in traffic
THREE
don't ever post pictures and say
"OMG, I'm so ugly"
"OMG, I'm so fat"
because if you were,
you wouldn't post them
and if u do you?
?re a freaking mongoloid.
FOUR
nobody cares about threats over the internet
don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard
fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;
even if you win, you're still retarded
FIVE
quit crying
because you're not on someone?
?s top 8
who cares?
apparently they don't want you on there
ITS MYSPACE
NOT YOURSPACE
SIX
who really cares if
I don't accept you as a friend?
MOVE ON!!!
don't send me another request or message asking
"what's up with you not adding me?"
I don't want you as a friend,
that's what's up!!!
SEVEN
little 5th graders who have MySpace
and look like sluts, and act like whores
go somewhere else because nobody
wants you here
and Parents
quit blaming myspace for your kid being
a hooker, she was a hooker before
myspace, and she'd be a hooker without it!
what does that say about your
parenting skills?
think about it!
EIGHT
if you have decided to read this,
you are a true mySpace friend.
real friends read their bulletins
NINE
I say you go and pass this on
and maybe it will finally get through people's brains
TEN
and if you open a bulletin and it says something like
repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog
tonight, or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"
QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!
