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psycho_bitch
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« on: June 16, 2007, 12:58:29 pm »

Date: Jun 16, 2007 08:27 AM  
Subject 10 things losers do on myspace!! (thanks Dirty)
Body: : ONE

there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker


it does NOT exist

so quit posting stupid bulletins like

"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"

no, it doesn?HuhHuh?t



TWO

to the people who have like 1,000 friends,

are you serious?

you don't know half of them

you're stupid

go play in traffic



THREE

don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn't post them

and if u do you?HuhHuh?re a freaking mongoloid.



FOUR

nobody cares about threats over the internet

don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard

fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;

even if you win, you're still retarded



FIVE

quit crying

because you're not on someone?HuhHuh?s top 8

who cares?

apparently they don't want you on there

ITS MYSPACE

NOT YOURSPACE



SIX

who really cares if

I don't accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

don't send me another request or message asking

"what's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up!!!



SEVEN

little 5th graders who have MySpace

and look like sluts, and act like whores

go somewhere else because nobody

wants you here

and Parents

quit blaming myspace for your kid being

a hooker, she was a hooker before

myspace, and she'd be a hooker without it!

what does that say about your

parenting skills?

think about it!




EIGHT

if you have decided to read this,

you are a true mySpace friend.

real friends read their bulletins



NINE

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through people's brains




TEN

and if you open a bulletin and it says something like

repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog

tonight, or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"

QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!
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« Reply #1 on: June 16, 2007, 01:02:36 pm »

already seen it. its also being passed around myspace.
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« Reply #2 on: June 16, 2007, 01:05:44 pm »

Quote

psycho_bitch said: Date: Jun 16, 2007 08:27 AM  
Subject 10 things losers do on myspace!! (thanks Dirty)
Body: : ONE

there is NO SUCH THING as a myspace tracker


it does NOT exist

so quit posting stupid bulletins like

"OH-MY-GOD this WORKS!!!"

no, it doesn?HuhHuh?t



TWO

to the people who have like 1,000 friends,

are you serious?

you don't know half of them

you're stupid

go play in traffic



THREE

don't ever post pictures and say

"OMG, I'm so ugly"

"OMG, I'm so fat"

because if you were,

you wouldn't post them

and if u do you?HuhHuh?re a freaking mongoloid.



FOUR

nobody cares about threats over the internet

don't try to act like you're hard with the keyboard

fighting online is like racing in the special olympics;

even if you win, you're still retarded



FIVE

quit crying

because you're not on someone?HuhHuh?s top 8

who cares?

apparently they don't want you on there

ITS MYSPACE

NOT YOURSPACE



SIX

who really cares if

I don't accept you as a friend?

MOVE ON!!!

don't send me another request or message asking

"what's up with you not adding me?"

I don't want you as a friend,

that's what's up!!!



SEVEN

little 5th graders who have MySpace

and look like sluts, and act like whores

go somewhere else because nobody

wants you here

and Parents

quit blaming myspace for your kid being

a hooker, she was a hooker before

myspace, and she'd be a hooker without it!

what does that say about your

parenting skills?

think about it!




EIGHT

if you have decided to read this,

you are a true mySpace friend.

real friends read their bulletins



NINE

I say you go and pass this on

and maybe it will finally get through people's brains




TEN

and if you open a bulletin and it says something like

repost this in 100 seconds or a ghost will rape your dog

tonight, or some dead skinless girl is gonna rape your mom"

QUIT BEING AN IDIOT!!
yeah these aresome stupid things that go on myspace i barely go on there.i only go on to check messages from my real freinds like people i actually know.
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« Reply #3 on: June 16, 2007, 01:22:24 pm »

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thischick666 said: already seen it. its also being passed around myspace.

haha that's where i got it......
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« Reply #4 on: June 16, 2007, 01:27:34 pm »

I don't have a MySpace, so I've never seen the list. It's true. That's why I don't even bother witha profile.
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« Reply #5 on: June 16, 2007, 01:33:09 pm »

LMAO OH THAT WAS CLASSIC!! Number seven is my favorite!
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« Reply #6 on: June 16, 2007, 01:45:22 pm »

yea ive seen that a lot b4. but i dont agree with number one. google anilytics is great, i kno everybody who sees my site, and where they clicked on it from.. (not that it matters)
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« Reply #7 on: June 16, 2007, 02:17:53 pm »

Fools names and fools faces, that's all you'll find on MyHammyFaces! ::finger::sinister::finger
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« Reply #8 on: June 16, 2007, 02:21:11 pm »

#4 is my favorite.  What's myspace?
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« Reply #9 on: June 16, 2007, 02:23:51 pm »

I thought it was funny...
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